8/4/93

 

 

 

 

 

S P I D E R - M A N

 

 

 

Written by

Barry Cohen and Ted Newson

and

James Cameron

 

 

2nd Revision by

Joseph Goldmari and James Cameron

and

John Brancato

-------- 

Third Revision by James Cameron

based on screenplays by Ted Newsom & John Brancato,

Barney Cohen and Joseph Goldman

 

SECOND REV.

7/29/93

 

 

 

FADE IN:

INT. PROFESSOR OCK"S PRIVATE PHYSICS LABORATORY, THE

CYCLOTRON ROOM (CREDIT SEQUENCE) - DAY

 

A mighty WARNING KLAXON assaults our ears. A FLASHING RED

WARNING LIGHT stabs our eyes.

 

Several DIALS go into the RED. A hand pushes aside a

YELLOW THERMOS and pushes forward a RED POWER THROTTLE.

We hear the WHINING UP of a cyclotron. A DIGITAL DIAL

climbs to "5% POWER." A SPIDER crawls across a DIAL.

 

Begin OPENING CREDITS.

 

THE CYCLOTRON ROOM is in an old basement full of peeling

paint and plumbing wrapped with TAPE. Leaks are here and

there. COBWEBS are all around.

 

DOCTOR OTTO OCTAVIUS (OCK) is a strong but strange

featured man in his mid-fifties.

 

His assistant, WEINER, hovers nearby looking on. He's

open mouthed with a mindless kind of curiosity. WEINER is

a local, small-time hood hired by OCK to circumvent the

school administration and to "procure" whatever OCK needs

for his experiments. He shades his eyes against a searing

BLUE-WHITE BEAM that erupts from the WINDOW. THE ROOM IS

DIVIDED INTO A CONTROL ROOM AND THE EXPERIMENT CHAMBERS.

 

WEINER

Whoa, whoa, whoa... what's that?

 

With a WHOOSH, the WINDOW EXPLODES, showering the TWO with

shards of GLASS, and throwing them to the floor.

 

OCK

(rising)

We begin again... let's kick in that new

transducer. See if we can double the

power output.

 

WEINER

(rising more slowly)

Whoa, Doc... wait a minute...

But OCK is already at the THROTTLE. The cyclotron whirls

up. The lights go on. Louder, brighter than before. OCK

looks through the broken WINDOW into the EXPERIMENTAL

CHAMBER. The POWER DIAL inches upward, "eight, nine..."

the BLUE-WHITE LIGHT is blinding now. The WHINE pitch is

shattering.

 

END OPENING CREDITS.

 

OCK

Okey... dokey!

The POWER DIAL hits ten.

 

EXT. EMPIRE STATE UNIVERSITY - DAY

As STUDENTS go to class, the sound of the cyclotron spills

out of the SCIENCE CENTER onto the grounds of Empire State

University.

 

We see PETER PARKER, a pleasant faced senior who's among

the top in his class. Sincere and serious, he has yet to

develop a way with women.

 

LIZ

(falling in step)

Hiya Peter...

 

LIZ ALLEN is also a senior. She's beautiful and

intelligent.

 

PETER

(ardent but

uncomfortable)

Hiya Liz... how're you doing...?

 

LIZ

(teasing softly)

How'm I doing what?

 

HARRY

Peter! Peter! Wait up!

 

HARRY is the school nerd. A quirky kid who, like PETER,

can be a little backward around girls, especially pretty

ones like Liz.

 

HARRY

(to Liz)

Would you, uh... excuse us for a minute?

 

Despite PETER'S protesting body language, HARRY pulls him

away like a conspirator.

 

PETER

What is it? what...

 

HARRY

Did the Astro-Physics Journal really

accept your paper?

 

PETER

(laughs, embarrassed)

Yeah... well... all I got's the data but

they've agreed to publish it when it's

finished. You know... it's my

calculation on the Planetary Conjunction.

 

HARRY

And its influence on the anti-force.

Isn't it?

 

PETER

Yes. Look, Harry, I am busy with...

(indicates Liz standing

there)

 

HARRY

Yeah, you and the rest of the class.

Every one is busy with Liz.

 

LIZ

(growing impatient)

Peter?

 

A HAND reaches in and smacks her bottom.

 

FLASH

Hiya, cupcakes...

 

LIZ

(elbowing him

affectionately)

Flash...!

 

They kiss and walk away.

 

HARRY

(sneering)

And Flash is the busiest of them all...

 

PETER

(disappointed)

Come on, Harry... we'll be late for

Octavius.

 

HARRY makes a gesture dismissing OCK as crazy.

 

HARRY

Ock is nuts, don't you agree?

 

PETER

Ock is a genius, Harry. Crazy, Yes! But,

a genius misunderstood, and unappreciated.

 

INT. CYCLOTRON AREA HALLWAY - DAY

It is a basement hallway full of LOCKERS which STUDENTS

are banging open and shut as they put stuff in and take

stuff out. In their midst, a MAN is banging on the door

marked "Cyclotron Room - Authorized Personnel Only!"

Professor ROSOMORF, SIXTISH, respectable, a good old

fashioned professor, he's the head of the Physics Dept.

With him is ALEXANDER THORKEL, a 40-ish, Waspish school

administrator. For a scientist as crazily focused as OCK,

THORKEL is a natural enemy.

 

ROZ

(knocking furiously)

Doctor Octavius! You are late for your

lecture. The students are waiting.

Doctor Octavius!

 

THORKEL

Your friend is impossible Professor

Rosomorf, I told the board we should let

him go.

 

The LIGHT above THORKEL's head EXPLODES. Then all the

LIGHTS behind him EXPLODE in succession. THORKEL and ROZ

look amazed...

 

THORKEL

What's he doing in there, not his crazy

experiment again.

 

ROZ

You mean his anti-force theory... one day

they'll give him the Nobel Prize for it.

 

THORKEL

Meanwhile he is demolishing our

university. Octavius!!

(knocks)

Open the door.

 

INT. OCK'S LAB

 

OCK

The anti-force experiment has now reached

the limit of electronic overload safety.

Therefore, Weiner, you will disconnect

the overload safety device...

 

FOUR WALDOS (three-fingered, snake-like mechanical arms)

suddenly thrust themselves into the CHAMBER and begin

working, each at a different task. OCK is an acknowledged

master at manipulating these WALDOS.

 

He flicks a switch and a searing BLUE-WHITE BEAM lances

down from a FOCUSING CONE and strikes a GRAM WEIGHT

(marked, "1,000,000"), illuminating it and filling our

ears with a splitting BUZZ TONE.

 

The knock on the door grows louder.

WEINER comes up behind OCK.

 

WEINER

Whoa, Doc... someone's at the door...

 

OCK

(ignoring)

World class scientific mind and they

stick me in the basement with this third

rate cyclotron...

 

INSERT: The DIAL marked "RELATIVE GRAVITY" reads

"1,000,000" but suddenly it snaps to "0.999999!"

 

OCK

Okey! Dokey!

 

The WEIGHT begins to jiggle and, for an instant, it

appears to lift ever so slightly.

 

INT. COLLEGE PHYSICS LAB - DAY

This is an enormous room, 100 lab tables. The yellowing

smoke of a thousand experiments hangs in the air. A HUGE

AMERICAN FLAG dominates the back wall.

 

PETER, HARRY and LIZ set up their TABLES. FLASH reads the

DAILY BUGLE sports section. PETER can't take his eyes off

LIZ. When she looks back he looks down at his GEAR.

 

LIZ

(softly)

What is it, Peter?

 

PETER

(embarrassed)

It's nothing.

 

INT. OCK'S LAB

WEINER opens the door and sees ROZ and THORKEL waiting

impatient.

 

WEINER

Yes, gentleman can I help you?

 

THORKEL

Tell your boss, that his class is waiting.

 

WEINER

(looks)

You better tell him yourself.

 

THORKEL looks at ROZ who waves his shoulder, then the both

call.

 

ROZ & THORKEL

Professor Octavius!!

 

Professor OCK turns and looks at the bewildered men.

 

OCK

Gentlemen, come, you must see this.

 

ROZ

But, your students...

 

OCK

The imbeciles can wait... I have better

things to do than teach introductory

Physics Rosomorf. Undergrads are

kindless adolescence.

 

THORKEL

You see he is impossible.

 

OCK

Thorkel you are the dummiest

administrator our university has ever had.

(Thorkel turns to go)

Don't go Thorkel!! Come! Look!

 

He starts to play his machines handles and buttons.

 

THORKEL

The university pays you to teach

something to your students.

 

INT. COLLEGE PHYSICS LAB - DAY

 

LIZ

Well, do you mean nothing... or do you

mean something but you won't tell me what

it is?

 

PETER

(regaining)

I mean plain nothing.

 

LIZ

Well, I guess that's about as nothing as

you can get... plain nothing.

A beat.

 

PETER

Liz...!

 

LIZ

Ahh, it is something.

 

PETER

No... look.

 

The equipment on her TABLE is starting to vibrate. They

look at it, curiously. We hear the cyclotron's WHINE

begin to build...

 

INT. CYCLOTRON ROOM - DAY

Everything is shaking like in an earthquake... Roz and

Thorkel seem to dance in their place going crazy with

anger and surprise. The WHINE is deafening! The light is

blinding! WEINER has his eyes closed and his hands over

his ears.

 

OCK

I am going for 20 percent power!

 

THORKEL

NO!! Don't do that...

 

ROZ

Ock! Its dangerous...

 

THORKEL

Ock I warn you...

 

WEINER crosses himself. The CONSOLE erupts in sparks.

 

INT. ELECTRICAL CONDUIT MONTAGE - DAY

We follow the electrical overcharge as it crackles along

the WIRES and CABLES inside the WALLS and FLOORS. It is

making its way up to the LAB!

 

INT. LAB - DAY

All the kids are now trying to hold onto their vibrating

equipment.

 

The CHARGE crackles up a WIRE and erupts at LIZ'S TABLE.

A BREAKER explodes in flames. There is an outburst of AD

LIBS: "Fire!" "Everybody out!"

 

THORKEL (comes running he is shabby and bewildered) seeing

LIZ trapped behind the fire which is growing from second

to second.

 

THORKEL

Keep calm, everybody keep calm. Use the

front door. Everybody out the front.

 

PETER

Liz! Come on...!

 

LIZ

I can't. Help me!

 

PETER

I'm coming!

He wades into the fire, but is beaten back by the FLAMES.

His sleeve is on fire. He pats it out.

 

LIZ

Peter!

Flash appears and tries to help but Thorkel stops him.

 

THORKEL

Get back, you idiots. You can't go in

there!

 

LIZ smashes at the WINDOW, but this is an inner city

school and the WINDOWS are covered by STEEL GATES. Liz

wraps her fingers in the GATE.

 

LIZ

(out at the street)

Help! Help me!

 

Outside the WINDOW the air is clear and people come and

go. Some are stopping to look up at the girl on the

second floor who screams (but they can't hear, of course)

down at them as the FLAMES close in behind her.

 

PETER comes flying in with a FIRE EXTINGUISHER. He

fumbles with it. FLASH pushes Thorkel, grabs the

extinguisher away from him with a scowl of disdain.

LIZ turns to face the FLAMES. Suddenly there is an

eruption of CO2 CLOUDS and the roar of a FIRE

EXTINGUISHER.

 

The FLAMES are beaten down enough for her to leap out.

FLASH is there, holding the EXTINGUISHER. People CHEER.

 

PETER

Thanks for your help Flash.

 

FLASH

No problem wimp.

 

PETER

Our hero has a real way with words.

 

LIZ

Oh, why don't you grow up.

 

PETER is stung, insulted, turns away.

ROSOMORF peeps in, worried -- faces Thorkel.

 

THORKEL

This man will bring a disaster upon this

university.

 

OCK comes in, starts his lecture calmly as if nothing has

happened.

 

OCK

The universe is made up of forces... and

counter-forces. Science is the study of

the forces!

 

FLASH hands the EXTINGUISHER to PETER. LIZ embraces

FLASH, throwing a glimpse at PETER who tried so bravely.

He looks away and turns the last of the EXTINGUISHER on

the last of the FIRE.

 

OCK

(continues without a

hitch)

But I... Professor Otto Octavius... have

devoted my life to the study of the

counter-forces! Good job, Peter.

 

PETER

(taking place at lab

table)

Thanks, Professor.

 

THORKEL has walked slowly and uncomprehendingly toward the

front of the huge LAB. He simply cannot believe OCK'S

behavior.

 

THORKEL

I don't believe it, I simply don't...

 

OCK

Can we carry on Mr. Thorkel.

 

THORKEL

I don't believe... oh, all right carry on

Professor.

 

OCK

Well! This week my dear students I have

made a stunning breakthrough...

 

THORKEL

Wait a minute, wait a minute... you've

got fire forms to fill out, Dr. Octavius.

 

OCK

I have no time for forms, or

administrators who persist in

interrupting me, Mr. Thorkel.

 

THORKEL steams out and bangs shut the DOOR.

 

OCK

I now believe its possible that these

counter forces can be... collected... the

way the magnifying glass collects the

sunlight... and focused into a hard beam

I call... Weiner!

 

WEINER backs away from the BLACKBOARD to reveal a word

that OCK has scrawled in large letters. It says "Anti-

Force."

 

OCK

I call it, the Anti-Force!

 

OCK is plugging a HUGE CABLE into a small LUCITE BOX with

a SILVER BALL inside it.

 

OCK

(continues as he works)

This anti-force, once harnessed, is

capable of undoing any natural force at

which it is aimed... for instance...

(looks up maniacally)

Gravity!

 

LIZ scribbles down a note and mouths the word "gravity."

Then she turns to PETER.

 

LIZ

(whispers)

I'm sorry...

 

PETER

It's alright.

 

OCK is "playing" his COMPUTER like the Phantom of the

Opera at the organ.

 

OCK

We patch in the cyclotron...

The lights flicker and go dim.

 

OCK

Pay no attention to the lights... I of

course steal its energy, and it looses

power. We patch in the cyclotron... and

we gradually apply power. The power that

I am stealing...

 

As the WHINE builds in the LAB...

OCK peers through the LUCITE BOX at us, distorted by it.

 

The BOX is a miniature version of the cyclotron's

experimental chamber, and now the BLUE-WHITE glow begins.

It crackles round the SILVER BALL.

 

OCK

And so we stand, four square against the

fundamental force that orders and

maintains our universe... gravity...

which is holding down this goddamn ball.

Rise!

 

The LIGHTS go totally dark. The kids react with WHOOPS

and CATCALLS.

 

HARRY

What a crock...

 

PETER

Shut up Harry... this is very interesting.

 

OCK

Mr. Parker! Have you some... interesting

observation you'd like to share with the

class?

 

PETER

No sir...

 

OCK

Then shut up! And pay some attention to

the experiment.

 

OCK peers at us through the LUCITE BOX as the SILVER BALL

begins to rise. OCK'S face is ecstatic.

 

OCK

Rise! Rise!!!

 

The SILVER BALL suddenly shoots up, shattering the top of

the box. It flies up to the ceiling where it shatters a

LIGHT FIXTURE.

 

The shards rain down on OCK who reaches out and catches

the falling BALL and scales it in a raised fist.

 

OCK

Now that's what I call an experiment!

 

The CYCLOTRON WHINE cuts out and OCK wheels to the

COMPUTER. He hits a KEY and several COLORED PROJECTION

BEAMS lance out of the back of the room. They pierce the

smoke and light a PROJECTION DISPLAY in the front.

 

TWO COLORED SPHERES one, YELLOW, one BLUE touch where

their circumferences meet. Behind them is a BLACK

depiction of "space".

 

OCK

You are looking at a representation of

two universes. Our Blue one. Our real

universe... something we can touch and

feel and see and draw calculations about.

This is us. The Yellow universe... this

is something else. Some other dimension...

something... on the other side!

 

OCK hits another COMPUTER KEY and a hole appears where the

TWO SPHERES touch. The BLUE AND THE YELLOW MARBLEIZE with

each other. The colors swirl until both SPHERES are

BRIGHT GREEN.

 

OCK

If it were possible to generate enough

power behind it, the anti-force could

wipe out not just gravity... but all our

universal forces at the same time. In

effect... it would blast a hole between

this universe and the next. Each...

(indicates green spheres)

would flow into each other. No blue

universe. No yellow. End, finished,

over.

 

LIZ

(with a student's ear)

That sounds like a scenario for the end

of the world.

 

OCK

My girl, it is! It is. It would mean

wiping out everything that's known... and

letting in everything that's unknown.

 

FLASH

Isn't that a little dangerous?

 

OCK

Don't worry yourself, true inter-

dimensional penetration is still purely

theoretical, but one day... Maybe very

near... maybe in the 21st century...

 

INT. BASEMENT HALLWAY - DAY

PETER, LIZ, FLASH and HARRY all take BOOKS from their

LOCKERS.

 

LIZ

(whispers to Peter)

Look, it's just... I don't know... when

you and Flash go after each other like

that...

 

PETER

(whispers)

He's not my type.

 

LIZ

He doesn't have to be.

 

PETER

Check.

 

LIZ

And besides, he's not all bad.

 

PETER looks at FLASH who's a few LOCKERS down. FLASH has

taken a FOOTBALL from his LOCKER and is spinning it on his

finger with great joy and concentration.

 

PETER

You don't get nicknamed Flash because

you're a rocket scientist, Liz.

 

LIZ

Give it up, Parker. You'd die for a

nickname like Flash.

 

PETER

Yeah, of embarrassment.

 

KIM comes by and leans seductively by her LOCKER. KIM is

a ripe one and hot-hot-hot!

 

KIM

(teasing)

Hey, Flash... I'm scalping a pair of the

Midnight Madness Wrestling Match tomorrow

night.

 

FLASH

The Slammies??? I'd kill for that!!!

 

KIM

Would you pay $125?

 

FLASH

Well, uh, I... gee... if... can I tell

you tomorrow?

 

KIM

(moving on)

You snooze, you lose. Hiya Liz...

 

LIZ

Kim, you know Peter and Harry? This is

my new roommate... Kim Nickson.

 

KIM is pulling her pet, a foot long SALAMANDER, out of her

LOCKER. She wraps it around her neck and turns to the

boys.

 

They go bug-eyed!

 

KIM

(interested)

Hellooo, Peter.

 

PETER

(embarrassed)

Hi...

 

LIZ

We're going to the Student Reunion

Meeting. You coming?

 

Peter looks at KIM. Wow. Then he looks at LIZ who's

adjusting herself in a small MIRROR. HARRY jabs him in

the ribs. Yeah, yeah!

 

PETER

(frustrated)

I can't... I gotta go over to the Daily

Bugle. I'm trying to sell some photos.

 

KIM

Soooh, a photographer...?

 

PETER

Just an amateur. Well... nice meeting

you, Kim.

 

KIM

Yeah... I bet it would be.

 

HARRY

Can I be your date for the reunion

ShooShoo?

 

KIM

No Jerk!

 

HARRY

(she turns to go)

What did I say...

 

LIZ

It's not what you said, it's how you say

it, ShooShoo!

 

Everybody leaves and Harry is left alone, he throws his

bag down.

 

HARRY

Damn!

 

PETER turns to go and comes face to face with the hulking

WEINER.

 

WEINER

Peter, Doc Ock wants to see you.

 

PETER

About my data I bet.

 

WEINER

I don't know.

 

PETER

He knows about my work on the Planetary

Conjunction, doesn't he?

 

WEINER

(lies)

I don't know.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - DAY

PETER enters wide-eyed behind WEINER. This place is a far

cry from the experiment in the LAB ROOM. It's a fantastic

netherworld to which no undergrad gains entrance. No one

but PETER.

 

OCK is sitting in a swivel CHAIR with his back to PETER.

He has the look of Captain Nemo in his Nautilus. This is

OCK'S domain.

 

PETER

Hello, Professor Octavius.

(no response)

I really admired your experiment.

 

OCK

(back to Peter)

We have a lot of interests in common,

Peter. Perhaps we should put our heads

together, if you know what I mean...

 

PETER

(flattered)

That would be... great.

 

OCK

(turns with a smile)

Now you take the Planetary Conjunction.

This Saturday night we will witness

Saturn, Jupiter, the Moon, the Earth, the

Sun... all in a row. Never seen within

the memory of man, or measured for its

effect. The total gravitational force

must be quite exceptional. Isn't that

the subject of your paper...?

 

PETER

Yes sir, I've worked out a new way to

calculate the combined gravitational

effect.

 

OCK

I'm a busy man, Mr. Parker. But I think

I could find the time to go over it with

you. Make sure it all... checks out.

 

PETER

Well... I'm sort of working with

Professor Rosomorf and he suggested we

kind of keep it between us. He thinks

that my theory is... well, I don't know...

 

OCK

(to himself)

The scoundrel...

(turns angry)

I want to see that data, Peter!

 

PETER

But Professor Octavius... if I knew you

were interested... sorry, I've already

given it to... Professor Rosomorf, and he

is after all the head of our Physics

Department... and I couldn't...

 

OCK turns sweet again. He smiles too broadly.

 

OCK

Well, I'm certain something can be worked

out. Run along, young man.

 

PETER begins to leave.

 

OCK

Just a minute... how about if I show you

my discoveries... something I never

showed to any other student... as a

matter of fact to anybody at all.

 

PETER

Well I am really flattered, I mean I'd

love to... but I...

 

OCK

Very well shall we say if you come here

tonight...

 

PETER

But Professor I don't now if I should...

 

OCK

Make it eight sharp... I'll be waiting

for you... Right here...

 

Peter looks worried then leaves.

 

OCK turns to WEINER who slouches against the wall smiling.

 

OCK

The same academic world that's so keen to

embrace that boy's undergraduate work,

ridicules my anti-force theory as

quackery. I ask you, Weiner... what is

our society coming to? Ha!

 

WEINER

They are all a bunch of brainless

assholes, that's what I say...

 

OCK

Weiner! Go get me that boy's data!

 

WEINER

Cost you fifty bucks.

 

OCK

(Weiner hissing)

Just get it. We'll negotiate your fee

when you have the data, alright Weiner?

 

EXT. DAILY BUGLE - DAY

Establish as ART DECO BUILDING well beyond its prime. A

sign says: "The Daily Bugle." Peter enters the building.

 

JAMESON (V.O.)

Garbage! Absolute, 100% garbage!

 

INT. JAMESON'S OFFICE - DAY

Very forties, very messy. J. Jameson scans some PHOTOS as

PETER stands helplessly by.

 

JAMESON

Bag ladies. I hate bag ladies.

 

PETER

Yes, sir.

 

JAMESON is 50ish, grey at the temples, brush cut on top.

He too is forties. His chewed up CIGAR is forties. This

guy is a hard case.

 

JAMESON

(looks at the other photos)

Little kids... I hate little kids. This

is a daily newspaper. We need news value

photographs, not artsy-fartsy shit!

 

PETER

Yes, sir.

 

JAMESON comes to a picture of a BUSINESS SUITED MAN with a

MOHAWK. PETER smiles in anticipation.

 

JAMESON

Kid? You want a pro's assessment?

 

PETER

Yes, sir!

 

JAMESON

(handing photos back)

Your photos suck.

(cigar for emphasis)

Parker, my readers are morons. I gotta

grab them by the eyes. Every time you

press the button of that Nikon of yours

it costs you fifty-five cents. So the

next time you're about to take the plunge,

ask yourself, am I taking dog bites man?

Because if you are...

 

PETER

I know, I know. You want man bites dog...

 

JAMESON

Parker, this is the post modern 20th

century. I want man eats dog! Get out!

 

EXT. STREET - DAY

A seedy east village walk up. Peter takes his camera and

takes various shots of a wino. ALL IN. He climbs the

stairs to his building, looks through the mail, he

collects from a beaten down mailbox.

 

PETER

(reading)

Rent! Rent, more bills, rent...

electricity, bills...

 

INT. PETER'S APARTMENT - DAY

A one-room, shabby roof apartment, a chaos of books and

papers. A photo enlarger and darkroom baths in kitchen

pots; 8x10s tacked to the walls; a spare camera and

lenses. Self-consciously wacky kitsch; plastic dinosaurs,

wind-up toys, a stuffed carp. An unmade bed and a 50's

dinette set are the only furniture. A grimy skylight

leads to the roof. It's not a pretty place, but it has

personality. A voice from the kitchen, a shadow of an

intruder, is sneaking around.

 

PETER

There's nothing in there worth stealing!

 

MAY (V.O.)

(from within the kitchen)

That's the understatement of the year.

 

PETER

Aunt May, you're trespassing.

 

MAY

(comes in)

I was just so desperately bored... I

thought I'd come over and make you dinner...

 

PETER

I am old enough to... to make my own--

 

MAY

But I didn't feel like getting to know

your roaches.

 

PETER

I'll introduce you.

 

MAY

Oh. And those foul chemicals in the pots...

 

PETER

I take pictures, remember?

 

MAY

Anyway, I've decided to kidnap you for

dinner in Forest Hills...

 

She grabs her coat, crosses back to Peter and tugs on his

shoulder.

 

PETER

It's Friday night...

 

MAY

Yes. Do you have a date?

 

PETER

No.

 

MAY

Then come on.

 

INT. LARGE COMPUTER LAB - NIGHT

It is dark and empty except for COMPUTERS. Sitting at it,

lit by the GLOW of its screen, is SOLOMON ROSOMORF (ROZ).

As he works, a DOOR opens behind him. Someone walks

quietly through the LAB. ROSOMORF keeps working. The

intruder approaches...

 

THORKEL

(at his ear)

Professor Rosomorf, what happened here?

 

ROZ

Someone tried to rob me of some paper...

I suspect they were looking for that one.

 

THORKEL

What is it?

 

ROZ

(unruffled)

Award winning stuff.

(turning slightly)

Peter Parker's data on the Planetary

Conjunction. Damn lucky I hid it in my

computer under another title.

 

THORKEL

My God, what's going on in our school?

First Professor Octavius almost blows up

the Physics lab... Now this. You report

it in triplicate, of course.

 

ROZ

Thorkel, be careful when you talk to

Octavius. Remember... the man is a very

fragile genius. One day he'll bring us

all the Noble Prize.

 

THORKEL

Rosomorf, the man is a very dangerous

crackpot!

 

Off screen the voice of the CYCLOTRON WHINE begins to

build.

 

ROZ

That's him again. He's working day and

night.

 

THORKEL

I tell you the man is very dangerous.

(the whine grows louder)

Come on Rosomorf, let's stop him before

this building will explode.

 

INT. CYCLOTRON ROOM - NIGHT

OCK and WEINER are at work as before. OCK takes no notice

of the TWO MEN who come in, nor the WORKER who comes in

behind them and sets to work attaching a BIG LOCK to the

door.

 

THORKEL

Shut it down, Octavius.

 

OCK ignores him. WEINER touches OCK'S shoulder. OCK

ignores him too.

 

THORKEL

You've blown half the circuits in the

Science Center.

 

OCK

Call an electrician.

 

THORKEL

I have called the locksmith.

 

OCK

What... what is he doing.

 

He points toward the worker who's working on the lock on

the main door.

 

THORKEL

We have to shut your lab down and take a

look at the lines.

 

ROZ

Please, Otto, we must lock it up.

 

OCK

(to Thorkel)

You're denying me access to my cyclotron?!

 

THORKEL

You bet.

 

OCK glares back and forth between the TWO MEN, the WORKER,

and WEINER. Then he pulls BACK the RED POWER THROTTLE.

 

The WHINE descends.

 

The WALDOS pull back and dangle from their panel. The

WHINE dies.

 

OCK

(contemplating)

Okey, dokey... just give me till tomorrow.

I want to clean up my papers. Tomorrow...

Ha... Tomorrow you can have this room...

 

ROZ

Oh... well Thorkel... few more hours

won't make a difference.

 

THORKEL

I hope.

 

He signals to the worker to stop.

 

INT. APARTMENT OF AUNT MAY AND UNCLE BEN - NIGHT

The N.Y. Mets are playing baseball on T.V. PETER watches

with his UNCLE BEN, a paunchy 65 years old in POLYESTER

SLACKS and a COMFY OLD SWEATER. A N.Y. METS CAP is

perched on BEN'S head. A BEER CAN is in his hand. A

cluttered but familiar living room sprawls comfortably

around them.

 

BEN

Another brewski?

 

PETER

No, I'm fine, Uncle Ben.

 

BEN

(at T.V.)

Yah! Way to do it. Alright!

(to Peter)

You don't follow the Mets like you used

to, do you, Pete?

 

PETER

No, not so much anymore.

 

BEN

Funny. When your Mom and Dad, uh, passed

away... I had this idea... I wanted you

to be the best baseball player that ever

was. Geez, what ever happened to that?

 

PETER

Little league.

 

BEN

(soft and warm)

Yeah... Babe Ruth you wasn't.

 

AUNT MAY enters.

 

AUNT MAY

It's on the table! Turn off the TV!

 

BEN nods, rises sluggishly and slowly, and turns the sound

off only. PETER moves toward his AUNT in the doorway.

 

AUNT MAY

How's that girl you told us about, Peter?

 

PETER

Liz? She's great... But she has a

boyfriend.

 

INT. THE DINING ROOM - NIGHT

PETER passes AUNT MAY and takes his seat.

 

AUNT MAY

A boy your age should have a girlfriend.

 

PETER

Aunt May... she has a steady boyfriend.

 

AUNT MAY

Peter, any girl that's worth your

attention is of course gonna have a

boyfriend... But if she really gets to

know what you have to offer she'll... you

get my drift?

 

BEN

Look, just leave him alone, okay. When

he's ready for girls he'll be a holy

terror.

(winks)

It's in the blood.

(now serious business)

Lookit, how are you fixed for money,

Pete? Maybe I can help you out a little.

 

PETER

(lying to them)

No, I'm alright. My scholarship covers

almost everything, and I sell some photos

here and there. Today my physics

professor asked for some of my work... he

wants to study my data. They might

publish my work in the science magazine...

that'll bring me some money...

 

BEN

(practically cheering)

Publish your work?! You hear that May...?

 

PETER

(embarrassed laughs)

Yeah, in fact I have to leave a little

early tonight, to meet Professor

Octavius... He offered me to be his

assistant...

 

BEN

Whoa! Did you hear that May...?

 

AUNT MAY

Oh, Peter, you promised you'd spend the

night...

 

PETER

I... I can't, Aunt May. Professor

Octavius wants to discuss my new

findings.

 

AUNT MAY

(disappointed)

Peter, what you should be finding... is a

nice girlfriend.

 

INT. BASEMENT CYCLOTRON ROOM - NIGHT

WEINER is eating a large SANDWICH and a drinking a COKE.

 

OCK

I'll show them... closing the cyclotron

on me... Weiner!

 

WEINER

Yes, Professor...

 

OCK

Where is he? It's ten past eight o'clock...

 

A KNOCK

 

WEINER

(with mouth full)

That must be him.

He opens the door.

 

PETER

Good evening.

 

OCK

You are late.

(to Weiner)

Weiner, go outside and get us something

to eat. And don't steal it! Just buy it.

I'll reimburse you.

 

WEINER

(to Peter)

Do you want anything Parker?

 

PETER

No thank you, I just had dinner at my

aunt's...

 

OCK

Piss off, Weiner!

 

WEINER leaves. PETER wanders around.

 

He goes into the experimental chamber, he overlooks the

SPIDER which is scuttling away and crawls inside the open

WINDOW... and into the chamber.

 

OCK

Okey, dokey, Parker... how would you like

to take Weiner's place... I mean, be my

assistant?

 

PETER

Well, Professor, that would be a great

honor, but I'm already working with...

 

OCK

Rosomorf... that imbecile. Don't you

understand, kid, that I am about to

uncover the greatest discovery since

Einstein came up with his theory of

relativity... The "Anti-Force."

 

PETER

Wow! The theory of the Anti-force! You

should go for the Noble Prize Professor...

 

OCK

Noble Shmoble, I am going for a much

bigger prize kid. Okey, dokey. Let me

show you, kid, what I got here.

 

OCK begins the experiment. We move in past the shattered

WINDOW. We see the SPIDER crawling on the chamber's GEAR.

 

OCK

Present maximum anti-force power to date

is 38 percent of theoretical limit. I

have patched in the variable

particle-wave accelerator...

(shrugs)

I will now try to reach 50% power...

(big breath)

And if your paper has any value... I can

use it to get the power I'm missing to

create the anti-force, to break through

and beat any other form of power in our

or any other universe, capish!

 

PETER

Sorry, Professor, I can't do it. I gave

my word to Professor Rosomorf.

 

OCK is angry... Ock now sees the SPIDER. He shoots out a

WALDO to try and crush it but the SPIDER is too fast. The

WALDO slams against the wall of the chamber. He starts to

push every button or switch in sight. A deafening whining

starts.

 

An URGENT WARNING TONE causes OCK to look at the "Relative

Gravity" DIAL. It is at "4.999999KG" but suddenly the

numbers start to tumble rapidly.

 

INSERT: The glowing 5KG WEIGHT.

INSERT: The POWER DIAL inches toward 50% POWER!

 

OCK

(screaming)

50 percent... anti-force... 50 percent...

that's all I'm missing! Parker, we can

be rich together!

 

PETER

Sorry... I'd better go now.

 

OCK

(really angry now)

You'll be sorry, Parker.

 

PETER leaves.

 

Another URGENT WARNING TONE causes OCK to look at the

monitor SCREEN. On it, flashing RED, is the word,

"OVERLOAD!" OCK pushes the RED POWER THROTTLE forward!

The WHINE increases to a PULSE and THROB.

 

INT. EXPERIMENTAL CHAMBER - NIGHT

Incredibly lit, the SPIDER is dropping on it's shimmering

WEB-STRAND down toward the 5KG WEIGHT which now GLOWS in

time with the THROB and PULSE.

 

INT. THE CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

The MONITOR is flashing "MAXIMUM OVERLOAD - SHUT DOWN!"

OCK continues with the experiment. And then he sees the

SPIDER!

 

OCK

You! Get out of there, you creeping...

 

He tries to shove the SPIDER with his hand.

 

INT. EXPERIMENTAL CHAMBER - NIGHT

Through the BLUE-WHITE we can barely make out OCK on the

other side if the shattered WINDOW. He sends TWO WALDOS

after the SPIDER. The SPIDER evades him and jumps onto

the PROFESSOR's back. It then climbs onto the PROFESSOR's

neck and bites him.

 

OCK

(anguish)

Noooooooooooo!

 

The gravity DIAL goes to .000001, then pops back up as

OCK'S tiny world goes berserk. DIALS spin, crack, explode

or droop liquidly. WIRES dance on the CONSOLE which

erupts like the 4th of JULY.

 

OCK begins to float. His shirt begins to tear away. A

DIAL floats by with its pulled WIRES undulating like a

Medusa. WALDOS smash through the walls and flail like

snakes. OCK'S YELLOW THERMOS distorts and EXPLODES!

OCK, his hair wild, face locked in a multi-G grimace, is

pinned halfway up a wall that is showering the room with

SPARKS.

 

OCK

(ecstasy above the din)

It's an energy storm! Okey! Dokey!

 

We see clearly the SPIDER still stuck to his neck.

The big beast buffets and shakes. Tubes, junctions,

valves and whatnot fall off, crashing to the floor where

they twitch and writhe with a life of their own.

 

Then, an enormous EXPLOSION rips a large hole in the

CYCLOTRON's side, sending debris and a HUNDRED MICRO-

STREAMS of ELECTRONIC PARTICLES lancing in our direction.

 

INT. BASEMENT HALLWAY - NIGHT

Ultimate weirdness! The PULSING BLUE-WHITE LIGHT

penetrates first the DOOR of the CYCLOTRON ROOM and then

the very walls! LOCKERS bang, LAMPS POP, the ceiling sags

in a SURREAL, RUBBERY way.

 

The WALLS sag too! The CYCLOTRON SIGN pivots and embeds

itself in a WALL. A LADDER sinks in the WALL. The BLUE-

WHITE LIGHT dances wildly about in PULSES. Then,

suddenly, it stops... DEAD SILENCE. WEINER comes running

in holding a double decker sandwich and a large bottle of

Pepsi. Weiner enters OCK'S lab, singing, not at first

noticing what's going on. Suddenly he stops dead.

 

INT. CYCLOTRON ROOM - NIGHT

A scene out of DALI's surrealistic canvas. There are

things inside of other things. DIALS look like DALI

watches. This place has been rippled to the max!

OCK lays face up, unconscious on the floor, a WALDO across

his chest. The SPIDER is weaving its web. CAMERA slowly

DOWN to see OCK. PIPES and WIRES are stuck to his body.

The WALDO seems to be wrapping him. He wakes up to see

those MECHANICAL ARMS buried in his body. They weave

around him as if they are looking for prey. He tries to

tear them out, but they seem to be a part of his body,

like his other limbs. He screams. Suddenly Weiner sees

OCK.

 

WEINER

Professor... what happened to you? What

did you do...

 

Suddenly one of the waldos hits him so strongly that he

flies back and out through the door to the corridor.

 

INT. BASEMENT HALLWAY - NIGHT

 

WEINER

Oh my God... what happened here...

He hears the police sirens approaching, he runs away.

 

WEINER

I better get out of here.

 

EXT. THE EMPIRE UNIVERSITY - NIGHT

The long SCREAM segues to a POLICE SIREN. A COP CAR pulls

to a halt in front of the COLLEGE. Many NYPD CARS are

already there, along with a NUCLEAR REGULATORY VAN, some

AMBULANCES, a VAN from the ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY

and TWO TV VANS. ROZ runs across the lawn.

 

POLICE STRUGGLE to hold back the crowd of press, students

and general gawkers.

 

J. JAMESON pushes to the front of the mob in time to see

TWO COPS hustle a BUGLE PHOTOGRAPHER back into it.

The MAN shakes his head. JAMESON throws down his CIGAR,

stomps it, and pulls out a fresh one. THORKEL arrives to

address the CROWD.

 

THORKEL

(through bull horn)

There is no danger. Please go back to

your dorms. I repeat, there is no danger.

 

JAMESON

(approaches him)

Spill it out, Professor! The public

wants to know!

 

The CROWD closes on THORKEL.

 

THORKEL

Who are you?

 

JAMESON

Jameson, Daily Bugle, Chief Editor, now

what really happened here?

 

THORKEL

There will be a press announcement in the

morning Mr. Jameson... now if you'll

excuse me.

 

This elicits a flood of AD LIBS: "I heard a terrible

explosion?" "Nuclear accidents?" "Meltdown?" "Genetic

engineering?" "Are you guys making mutants in there?"

 

THORKEL

I have nothing to say... there will be an

announcement. Now, please go home...

everybody... we must clear the grounds...

 

In the back of the crowd are PETER, HARRY, LIZ, FLASH and

KIM.

 

FLASH

You think they'll cancel classes?

 

HARRY

They must... the whole building must be

contaminated with some kind of poisonous

gas.

 

PETER

How about nuclear contaminations?

 

KIM

My God... lets beat it.

But nobody moves.

 

LIZ

(more interested in other

things)

Could anyone be in there, Peter?

 

PETER

(concerned)

I don't know... Maybe Professor Octavius.

He usually works late...

 

FLASH

That nut, I bet it was all his doing...

 

JAMESON

(seeing Peter)

Hey Parker! Peter Parker!

 

PETER pushes forward.

 

PETER

Mr. Jameson! What are you doing here?

What's going on?

 

JAMESON

That's for them to know, and for you to

find out.

 

PETER

But sir, they wouldn't tell us. You

heard Thorkel... he said...

 

JAMESON

A press announcement tomorrow...! But we

must know tonight Parker. This is your

university, right...

 

PETER

Yes, but...

 

JAMESON

You got your camera?

 

PETER

Sure, but I can't--

 

JAMESON

A hundred dollars says you can?

 

PETER

Yes sir!

 

JAMESON

Get inside and get pictures, fifty bucks.

 

PETER

You just said a hundred.

 

JAMESON

Seventy, but I want blood and gore.

 

PETER

(calling back)

Seeya guys.

 

He dashes off. FLASH shakes his head in dismay at this

guy.

 

LIZ

Where is he going?

 

JAMESON

To make fifty bucks.

 

EXT. SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

PETER approaches a CYCLONE FENCE keeping low and out of

sight. He leaps it like a skirmisher but fails

ignominiously in a heap. He's torn his PANTS and cut his

leg. He moves to the side of the building.

 

A DUMPSTER sits next to a FIRE DOOR. It's locked. As

PETER mulls over his next move, the LOCK clicks and the

DOOR slowly opens. PETER leaps on the DUMPSTER... and

falls in.

 

INT. DUMPSTER - NIGHT

PETER lays in the GARBAGE, a pained look on his face. He

rolls over and comes face to face with a wet DAILY BUGLE.

The headline reads, "Wave of Violence Rips City!" He pulls

himself up and peers out.

 

He sees a UNIFORMED GUARD hold the DOOR open for THREE MEN

IN RADIATION SUITS who remove some weirdly fused objects.

When they let the DOOR swing closed, PETER stops it by

inserting the NEWSPAPER in the top.

 

EXT. FIRE DOOR - NIGHT

PETER squeezes inside and jumps to knock out the

NEWSPAPER. The Door closes behind him.

 

INT. BASEMENT HALLWAY - NIGHT

Skewed, strange, surreal, PETER stares at the weirdness

and fumbles with his CAMERA. He snaps off a few shots,

then freezes when he hears a familiar voice.

 

ROZ (V.O.)

(filtered through face mask)

Take it easy. Take it easy with him.

 

THORKEL (V.O.)

Take him away and never bring him back!

 

Now we see ROZ and THORKEL following 2 GUARDS carrying OCK

in a stretcher. They all wear RADIATION SUITS. A waldo

sneaks out from under the sheet and hits Thorkel, as fast

as lightning. He falls back. He's covered with a SHEET

and attached to LIFE SUPPORT EQUIPMENT. Octavius moans.

 

THORKEL

What was that?

 

ROZ

What was what?

 

THORKEL

What hit me?

 

ROZ

What hit you?

 

THORKEL

I don't know. It was so fast.

 

ROZ

You're going to be fine, Otto.

 

PETER gets off a shot and ducks into the MEN'S room

leaving the DOOR ajar for a peak.

 

A WALDO slips down from the SHEET. PETER'S eyes go wide

at the sight. What in the hell has happened here?

 

INT. MEN'S ROOM - NIGHT

The URINALS are twisted in bizarre shapes. PIPES are

exposed and spout WATER. The MIRRORS look like something

out of a funhouse. PETER hears the STRETCHER go by.

PETER goes to the DOOR of OCK'S Lab and cracks it. PAN up

to the SPIDER, GLOWING softly, dangling from a SHIMMERING

STRAND above PETER.

 

As PETER looks out at the STRETCHER, the SPIDER drops on

his neck. He reacts by swatting it away. Bad move.

The GLOWING SPIDER now squats malevolently on the back of

PETER's hand. He stares at it transfixed. It bites.

 

PETER

Ow!!!

 

PETER throws the SPIDER to the ripply tile floor where it

scuttles unsteadily out the door.

 

Sweat starts to bead on PETER'S face. He shakes his head

to clear it. His vision becomes uncertain. He lurches

against a WEIRD SINK.

 

PETER'S POV is not just uncertain, not just fuzzy, not

just moving in and out anamorphically. It's all of that!

 

GUARD (V.O.)

(heavily distorted)

Hey! What are you doing here, kid?

 

PETER turns to see a UNIFORMED GUARD distorted by his

crazy vision.

 

PETER

I feel a little funny...

 

GUARD

(heavily distorted)

Yeah? Well, I ain't laughing. Get out...

Just get out of here...

 

EXT. FIRE DOOR - NIGHT

It bangs open. The GUARD throws PETER out and then throws

his BACK PACK at him.

 

GUARD

(still distorted)

You get yourself over to the Police lines.

 

PETER

(ultra wooz)

Right. Police lines.

 

EXT. UNIVERSITY - NIGHT

PETER melds into the crowd. As in a dream, JAMESON

appears at his side.

 

JAMESON

(distorted)

Okay, scoop, whaddaya got?

 

PETER

I... got pictures of the Professor... in

there... it's so strange in there... so

bizarre...

 

JAMESON

(winks)

Good job, kid. Bizarre is what we need.

Pick this up in the morning.

(holding up his camera)

There'll be two crisp twenties tucked

inside.

 

He hurries off. PETER peers after him and all of a sudden

his vision corrects to a perfect focus. The sweat is

gone. He's okay. He makes his way through the crowd to

the street.

 

We TRACK with PETER as the madding throng recedes behind

him. He turns a corner. He hears a SIREN.

 

An AMBULANCE screeches around the corner. It nearly hits

PETER who leaps to avoid it.

 

EXT. BRICK BUILDING - NIGHT

PETER'S cheek is pressed against the brick. He opens his

eyes and sees that he's hanging onto the side of the

building like a spider. And he's three stories up!

He looks down and sees the street thirty feet below him!

And the Ambulance which he jumped over is driving away.

He tries a downward step, but a BRICK dislodges and

crashes to the sidewalk. He takes an upward step. And

then another.

 

Tentatively at first, and then with growing confidence, he

"crawls" to the roof of the building. At the top he

gropes for a RAILING and slips. He dangles eight stories

above the street. Then, with a grunt, he vaults to the

roof one-handed.

 

EXT. THE ROOF - NIGHT

PETER is flat on his back, staring at the stars. He sits

up and looks wonderingly at his hands.

 

On the back of his right hand are TWO PUNCTURE WOUNDS

surrounded by a faint BLUE-WHITE PULSING GLOW. The GLOW

disappears.

 

PETER

(mutters to himself)

This is weird. My God, I feel so weird...

He leaps to his feet. He flexes. Feels weird. Good

Weird. In fact, great weird! He tries a couple of

"jumping jacks" and on the third jump he soars into the

air!

 

PETER

(exhilarated)

Very weird.

 

The great, bespangled, NEW YORK CITY is his backdrop as

PETER jumps and turns and does loops in the air.

With the agility and tactility of a spider, PETER leaps

from the RAILING to a WALL to a FLAG POLE to another WALL

where he lands sideways and sticks.

 

PETER

(sideways)

Very, very weird.

 

He leaps off the WALL and lands at the edge of the roof.

He looks down. No one's looking back. So, he takes a

step back and leaps the alley to the next roof.

 

EXT. ROOFTOP SHACK - NIGHT

PETER lands on it. The next roof is seven stories up and

across the street. PETER bites his lip.

 

PETER

Well, what the hell!!

 

EXT. THE TALLER BUILDING - NIGHT

Backlit by a FULL MOON, PETER somersaults to the roof of

the taller building, and misses the top!

 

He sticks to the brick FACADE, upside down! He laughs

with the moment. A WINDOW opens below him and a pretty

BLONDE in a TOWEL sticks her head out. She looks this way

and that, and all she sees is a MAN in a LOUD SPORTCOAT

down the street. Never thinking to look up, she withdraws

into the room.

 

EXT. CHELSEA STREET - NIGHT

The MAN in the LOUD SPORTCOAT leans against a LAMP POST

and lights a CIGARETTE with a BEAT UP, SILVER PLATED

LIGHTER.

 

In the LIGHTER he sees a reflection of PETER leaping off

the taller building. He snaps around and looks up in time

to see PETER make it to the next FACADE.

 

EXT. ROOFTOP MONTAGE - NIGHT

With the UPTOWN SKYLINE behind him, PETER casts caution to

the wind and leaps from rooftop to rooftop.

 

Watching from the street, the MAN in the LOUD SPORTCOAT

follows PETER'S progress.

 

PETER leaps to a BROWNSTONE and lands amid the WASH.

He leaps up to a TENEMENT and lands on a BILLBOARD across

which he does a "bug crawl" and leaps again.

 

He touches down on a PIGEON COOP and bounds up and out of

frame again. The COOP OWNER, a LATINO in an undershirt

and a YANKEES CAP, comes running out of the COOP.

 

He's so surprised that he leaves the DOOR open and twenty

WHITE MORNING DOVES fly away in a furious flapping, free

at last. The LATINO lets out a stream of Hispanic

expletives complete with all the appropriately obscene

gestures.

 

PETER slides down a CABLE to a LAMP POST, and swirls down

the POLE to a PHONE BOOTH.

 

EXT. PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

PETER comes face to face with the man in the LOUD

SPORTCOAT. He gives PETER his CARD.

 

REISS

You're a kid who's going places, and I'm

gonna point you the right way.

 

PETER

(reading card)

Max Reiss, models, strip dancers, escort

girls, blue movies...

 

REISS

Oops... sorry, wrong card.

(exchanges cards)

 

PETER

Max Reiss, Talent management.

 

REISS

It's a big outfit. Got a lot of

departments.

 

PETER

Yeah... well... why you approach me? I'm

not...

 

REISS

Oh yes you are... very talented. The

three questions of show business success.

One do you think you possess a unique

talent?

 

PETER

Well...

 

REISS

Two... what are you gonna do with it?

 

PETER

(not a clue)

Well... I don't know.

 

REISS

(the clincher)

Three... how much money you got in your

pocket?

 

PETER

Ten.

 

REISS

You invest half of that with me and I'll

make you a star.

 

PETER

(laughing)

What are you talking about?

 

REISS

I'm talking about fame. I'm talking

about fortune. I'm talking about the

chance of a lifetime. How'd you like to

be on MTV tomorrow night?

 

PETER

MTV...? Me? Really?

 

REISS

Taxi!

 

It screeches to a stop.

 

PETER

Hey!

 

REISS

(getting in)

Kid! Tomorrow night. Same place, same

time.

 

PETER

(calling after)

How do you know I'll show up?

 

As the TAXI roars off...

 

REISS

(from the taxi window)

Because you wanna be a star... everybody

does.

 

PETER pulls out a QUARTER. And enters a phone booth. He

dials.

 

PETER

Hello? Aunt May?

 

AUNT MAY (V.O.)

(filtered)

Peter? What time is it? Are you alright?

 

PETER

Well, no, I mean yeah I'm fine, but

listen... Aunti, the craziest thing

happened to me tonight.

 

INT./ EXT. PHONE BOOTH/AUNT MAY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

As UNCLE BEN stirs fitfully

 

AUNT MAY

(lovingly)

Does this have to do with a certain girl

we talked about at dinner?

 

PETER

No, no, look, there was this radioactive

experiment... I was poisoned!

 

AUNT MAY

You were what?

 

PETER

I was bitten by a bug.

 

AUNT MAY

Oh! I get it, you mean a love bug.

 

PETER

No... No... A spider...

 

AUNT MAY

Peter, did you at least talk to her?

 

PETER

Aunt May, listen to me. I got bitten on

the hand... by a poisonous spider.

 

AUNT MAY

She bit you?

 

PETER

No. I was in the bathroom and...

 

AUNT MAY

Oh, you did it in the bathroom? Peter,

this is craziness, why don't you use your

bed? You're up all night. You're in the

radioactive labs. You never take time to

eat or sleep. Am I right?

 

PETER

Yes, Aunt May.

 

INT. PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

 

AUNT MAY (V.O.)

Did you eat something today?

 

PETER

Yes, Aunt May.

 

AUNT MAY (V.O.)

Okay, Peter go back to bed, and remember

we love you.

 

PETER

And I love you too, Aunt May.

(hangs up)

And by the way, I got a mess of super

powers today.

 

Exit booth. He BANGS the PHONE BOOTH. Goes out and--

jumps lightly onto the phone booth roof.

 

INT. HOSPITAL OPERATING ROOM - NIGHT

OCK is prepped for surgery. GOWNED PERSONNEL hurry about

with a feverish urgency. The CHIEF SURGEON checks the

SENSORS attached to OCK'S head. These seasoned

professionals are astonished and frightened.

 

CHIEF SURGEON

(whispers)

Look at these brainwave readings. The

mental activity is ten times of any

normal man...!

 

BRAINMAN

(whispers)

Equipment malfunction...?

 

CHIEF SURGEON

(whispers)

Hell, yeah... his.

(checks Ock's chest)

My God... I thought I'd seen everything...

 

SURGEON #2

(whispers)

But this is beyond medicine. This is

madness...!

 

OCK lays bare chested, face up, all FOUR WALDOS splayed.

He is a true cyborg. Part man, part machine. Part

organic, part molybdenum steel.

 

NURSE

(leaning in, blitzed)

It is so freaky...

 

CHIEF SURGEON

(stern for the staff's

sake)

Okay, lets stop yakking and get cracking.

I want to go in at the upper thoracic.

Then we'll work our way around.

(slaps Ock's shoulder)

Hang in there, man.

 

INSERT: The WALDO nearest the slap moves ever so slightly.

The triangular CLAW rotates a quarter turn and then turns

back.

 

The NURSE sees it and SCREAMS.

 

CHIEF SURGEON

(glares)

Nurse! Number seven scalpel.

Arthroscope stand by. Read out

parameters in progress. Let's go in.

You alright?

 

NURSE

Yes... Yes, of course. Everything's

online.

 

CHIEF SURGEON

Scalpel! No... no... a larger one...

the largest we have!

 

She slaps a HUGE ONE into his palm. He takes a deep

breath and goes to work. MASKED heads gather round him.

The SCALPEL is poised at the line where skin meets steel.

We make an incision. The INSTRUMENTS go crazy. WARNING

BELLS and BUZZERS sound.

 

HEAD NURSE

Kill the alarms!

 

BRAINMAN

He's going off the chart!

 

A WALDO flashes around the steel leg of the operating

TABLE and clanks tight!

 

CHIEF SURGEON

Mop. Mop! Sutures and clamps! Hurry up!

 

SURGEON #2

We're losing him. Defibrillate!

 

A HEART MACHINE is rushed in. They work frantically.

 

CHIEF SURGEON

Zap him!

 

BRAINMAN

Stabilizing alpha waves...

 

SURGEON #2 applies the CARDIAC SHOCK PADS.

 

INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY

 

NURSE

You have a visitor, Doctor...

 

She leaves OCK and THORKEL alone.

 

THORKEL

(enjoying this)

Octavius, I'm afraid I have bad news for

you.

 

OCK

The cyclotron is damaged...

 

THORKEL

What used to be the cyclotron was

permanently shut down this afternoon.

 

OCK

But my work!

 

THORKEL

Your work is a disaster! Look at

yourself!

 

OCK

Myself? I don't matter. Nobody matters

anymore. To enter a new dimension we

must first destroy our own...

 

THORKEL

What are you saying?

 

OCK gets off his bed throwing away his sheet waving with

his 4 WALDOS and 2 arms.

 

OCK

Destroy life. Life is... insignificant.

Bags of sleepy, sluggish flesh. What

would you say?

 

THORKEL

Oh, my God, what are those horrible

things sticking from your body?

 

OCK

(gets more and more excited)

Thorkel, if I told you that for one

moment in time I broke all the laws! For

one brief glorious moment, I broke

through to the other side. I saw... I

felt... I became creation.

 

THORKEL

What on Earth are you rambling about?

 

OCK

Destiny!!! My destiny! I see it all so

clearly now. Universal destruction, yes.

All I need is the power... then I can

destroy this illusion you call life. It

is my destiny to lead us to the light!

 

THORKEL

You're a madman.

 

OCK

And you are a fool. I will end the

universe as you know it. And in that

final moment... I'll laugh my ass off

while you're kissing yours goodbye!

 

THORKEL

(excited)

Goodbye is right, Octavius... You're

fired... sacked... canned. You are

history, Doctor Octavius. And I couldn't

be more pleased to be the first to tell

you this good news...

 

A WALDO shoots up and grabs THORKEL by the throat. He

GASPS and SCREAMS silently as the telescoping WALDO lifts

him off his feet. He rises until his head is just inches

from the ceiling.

 

THORKEL

(his last words)

Let me down Ock... you crazy... MONSTER!

Let me down!

 

Then OCK smiles and slams THORKEL'S head through the

ceiling. PLASTER rains down. THORKEL'S legs scissor and

kick and then go limp. OCK throws his dead body on to the

bed, and covers him with the WHITE SHEETS.

 

OCK

Okey, dokey.

 

INT. TAXI - NIGHT

Through the WINDOW of the TAXI we see MADISON SQUARE

GARDEN.

 

As it pulls up, a sign reads, "Midnight Madness! MTV's

Rock and Wrestling 'SLAMMY Awards!" The TAXI come to a

stop.

 

PETER

(looking up at the sign)

MTV Wrestling?!

 

REISS

(getting out)

That's the place. Pay the man.

 

MAX REISS gets out, he is carrying a BOX.

 

PETER

Look, Mr. Reiss... I'm not real

interested in watching a wrestling match.

 

REISS

Who said anything about watching a

wrestling match? You're here to win a

wrestling match!

 

PETER

Me? You must be kidding.

 

REISS hustles PETER inside.

 

REISS

You hop around. You know, the way you

did last night. Your opponent gets tired.

He falls down. The ref counts to three,

you win, and we pick up a thousand bucks.

 

INT. CATACOMBS MADISON SQUARE GARDEN - NIGHT

We can hear the CROWD screaming at something in the

background as REISS leads PETER to an employee WASHROOM

and shows him the BOX.

 

REISS

You're really gonna love this.

 

PETER

Look, really, I don't know...

 

REISS

You don't have to know. I know enough

for both of us.

(pause)

Change in there.

 

PETER

What is this?

 

REISS

A costume... something that fits your

talent. Go put it on. I'm sure you'll

like it.

 

He slaps the BOX against PETER'S chest and all but pushes

him inside.

 

INT. WASHROOM - NIGHT

PETER takes the suit out of the BOX. It is the SPIDER-MAN

SUIT! He looks at it and shrugs. Then he begins to

struggle into it.

 

PETER is looking at himself in the MIRROR. He is dressed

in all but the MASK. And he looks terrific! He flexes.

He smoothes his hair. He's starting to get into it.

 

INT. THE ARENA - NIGHT

CRUSHER COLE is destroying an opponent.

 

INT. THE CATACOMBS - NIGHT

REISS winces as the CROWD CHEERS and BOOS.

 

PETER

(comes out)

How does it look? I feel like it's

Halloween.

 

REISS

Cover your face with the mask.

 

PETER

Why?

 

REISS

Mystery, my friend. Nobody should know

who you are...

 

INT. THE RING - NIGHT

CRUSHER COLE is doing a big flexing number and the CROWD

is going wild. There are MTV CAMERAS and SIGNS and

BANNERS proclaiming the "SLAMMIES" everywhere.

 

RING ANNOUNCER

And now, a new challenger, for the

thousand dollar fight, weighing in at one

hundred and fifty pounds... from parts

unknown! Here is the Amazing...

Mysterious... Incredible Superman...

 

REISS

(snorts from ringside,

hating the name)

No, not Superman... Spider-Man...

SPIDER-MAN!!!

 

RING ANNOUNCER

...Spider-Man!!!!!

 

The CROWD BOOS the slender newcomer who climbs awkwardly

through the ropes. Rock music blares. TWIN REDHEADS in

RED BIKINIS ring a bell.

 

CRUSHER COLE and SPIDER-MAN circle. COLE is twice

SPIDEY'S size. SPIDEY spots a TV CAMERA for the first

time. He momentarily freezes. CRUSHER sneers the CRUSHER

sneer. Then he charges!

 

With the agility of a spider, SPIDEY leaps out of the way.

CRUSHER comes back at him. SPIDEY leaps again, bigger!

The acrobatics get more and more dramatic as CRUSHER COLE

works himself up into a theatrical rage. Taunts erupt

from the CROWD.

 

OLD LADY

Kill the sucker, Crusher!

 

SPIDEY, really getting into it now, begins playing for the

CAMERAS.

 

HIPSTER

(between two blondes)

Whatsamatter, Crusher, can't you crush

that bug?

 

CRUSHER

(to Spidey)

Okay, Web Face, this is it!

 

He misses SPIDEY again!

 

HIPSTER

Hey, Crusher, you need a insecticide!

(his blondes titter)

 

INT. LIZ/KIM'S DORM ROOM - NIGHT

LIZ'S side is all schoolwork. KIM'S side is all ROCK

POSTERS and STUFFED ANIMALS. LIZ is curled up doing

homework. FLASH and KIM sit on the edge of the bed

watching the "SLAMMIES" on MTV.

 

FLASH

Will you look at this Spider-Man guy! He

is absolutely incredible!

 

KIM

Liz, get a load of this outfit! I wish I

had it for the Halloween party... it's

quite sexy.

 

LIZ

Will you two shush. I'm trying to work.

 

INT. RING - NIGHT

The match continues in an increasingly spectacular

choreography. CRUSHER bellows at the SCREAMING CROWD.

But there's a gleam in his eye. This is it!

He charges. SPIDEY, playing the CAMERAS for all he's

worth, leaps way, way up. But this time CRUSHER stops

dead in his tracks. SPIDER-MAN comes back down into a

forearm SMASH that sends him reeling into a corner.

CRUSHER does a flying pin. 300 pounds. WOMP! The air

leaves SPIDEY in a rush as CRUSHER covers him, smothering

him. The CROWD goes WILD.

 

REF

One...!

 

REISS

Get up...! Get up...!

 

REF

Two...!

 

Not realizing his own strength and panicky about being

squashed, SPIDER-MAN throws CRUSHER COLE off him and up

into the air. Way up! Reiss cheers... Spider-Man comes

down and knocks CRUSHER for the first time.

 

CRUSHER flies away and out of the arena, eight rows back!

The HIPSTER sees CRUSHER coming at him and bolts from his

seat. CRUSHER lands on it, in between the TWO BLONDES who

break into utter hysterics.

 

SPIDEY, surprised at his own strength, watches CRUSHER

land.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(whispers to himself)

Wow...

 

REF

Ladies and Gentlemen, history is made

today, we have here the first man to win

a thousand dollars against the mighty

Crusher.

 

The REF raises his hand in victory. The CROWD BOOS and

DEBRIS rains down. But some in the CROWD CHEER wildly,

recognizing the new sensation.

 

SPIDER-MAN steps down from the right as REISS leads the

CHEERS.

 

PETER

Max! Am I really gonna get a thousand...

 

REISS

We are going to get a thousand--

 

PETER turns with REISS and comes face to face with CRUSHER

COLE. Two ominous beats.

 

CRUSHER

Hi, who are you, kid?

 

PETER

I'm Peter Parker.

 

REISS

He is Spider-Man, and I handle him...

Whenever you want a rematch call me.

Next time it's gonna be ten thousand,

what do you say... Crusher?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Oh, look, Mr. Crusher, I'm really sorry

about what happened in there. Really...

 

CRUSHER

Oh, well, I don't know what happened to

me tonight...

(measures his muscles)

I really don't know...

 

REISS

I know... you lost. Big man you lost to

the Amazing Spider-Man.

 

EXT. CITY STREET - NEAR A HOSPITAL - DAY

WE ARE TIGHT ON A NEW YORK JOURNAL TRUCK. On its SIDE

BANNER is a PICTURE of SPIDER-MAN'S face. Headline: "Who

is he? Mega-Smash Hits MTV!"

 

The TRUCK pulls away and we see PETER, LIZ, HARRY and KIM

standing on the sidewalk waiting to cross. PETER is

rocking on his heels and smirking.

 

PETER

(indicating truck)

You know who that is?

 

LIZ

(walking ahead)

Yeah... he's some clown we saw on TV last

night... boy does Flash think he's hot.

 

PETER

He does...

 

KIM

I love wrestling.

 

HARRY

Wrestling is all bluff. Do you really

believe this little guy in a stupid

Spider-Man suit beat the Crusher?

 

LIZ

Hey, we better rush... visiting hours

will be over soon.

 

INT. HOSPITAL CORRIDOR & ROOM - DAY

The NURSE leads PETER and LIZ and HARRY into the room.

 

NURSE

Doctor Octavius? You have visitors.

Doctor Octavius?

 

We hold for a beat. When LIZ takes a step forward to look

around we expect the worst. But nothing grabs her.

PETER sees a pile of PLASTER on the floor. He looks up

and sees the hole in the ceiling. LIZ and HARRY look up

too. OCK is not there.

 

PETER

Ock is not here!

 

LIZ

My God, what happened?

 

NURSE

I'd better call the doctor!

 

HARRY

You'd better call the police!

 

KIM screams.

 

INT. CORRIDOR TO OCK'S LAB - DAY

OCK, hiding his WALDOS under a white hospital robe. He

stalls until he reaches the door. Then one of his WALDOS

peaks out and snaps open the new locks on the door.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

OCK, in a white hospital robe walks through the surreal

debris. Two WALDOS reach out and "sense" the ripples on

opposite WALLS. He runs a hand through his hair.

 

OCK

What a wreck. What a useless, wasted

wreck. Okey, dokey. We rebuild you, my

damaged darling. Bigger, better, hotter!

A world class, super cyclotron!

 

He hears a NOISE behind him and reacts. And here comes

WEINER. Bedraggled, shuffling through the CONTROL ROOM

door. He eyeballs the incredible wreckage.

 

WEINER

There you are, doc... where have you

been... whoa this place is messed up.

 

OCK turns, WALDOS writhing. WEINER sees them and kind of

ducks, remembering how he was hit by them once.

 

WEINER

(smirks)

Whoa, doc! You look a little messed up

yourself.

 

OCK

Where have you been, you imbecile?

 

WEINER

I went to the wrestling...

 

OCK

Wrestling...

 

WEINER

I went after the kid. You still want

that Parker guy's data, don't you?

 

OCK

Well, did you get it?

 

WEINER

No, I followed him... but I lost him in

the crowd.

 

OCK

Lost him? You--

 

WEINER

I'll find him, Maestro... I promise...

soon... maybe by tomorrow.

 

OCK

So how was the wrestling?

 

WEINER

Fantastic! There was this new wrestler...

beat the mighty Crusher. You won't

believe it... a nothing of a guy... calls

himself this stupid name... the Amazing

Spider-Man... would you believe it?

 

OCK

Spider-Man, huh? Well, maybe I'll just

go and wrestle myself one of these days...

with all my new arms... I'm sure I can

beat Crusher or any other monster.

 

Suddenly OCK throws out his WALDOS from under his long

white coat, grabs WEINER and, lifts him up in the air,

smiles cynically and with cruelty!

 

OCK

Will I beat him, this Crusher, will I

beat him or not?

 

WEINER

No... no, please... I mean yes, yes...

you'll beat him easily... let me down...

Please... I'll do anything for you...

 

OCK

The Parker data... get me the Parker

data, you hear?!!!

 

EXT. PETER PARKER'S ROOFTOP - DAY

A CAMERA is mounted on a TRIPOD facing us. A TIMER winds

down and it CLICKS.

 

REVERSE ANGLE - CAMERA'S POV.

SPIDER-MAN is clinging to the side of a WALL.

 

SPIDER-MAN

And one like this...

(changing pose)

And one looking real sincere.

 

The WHITE EYES narrow to a slit. CLICK.

Suddenly he spots WEINER climbing onto his roof. He

hides.

 

WEINER tiptoes into the roof apartment. SPIDER-MAN jumps

in and grabs him.

 

SPIDER-MAN

What are you doing here?

 

WEINER

I'm looking for Peter Parker.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Oh, yes... so why not use the front door?

 

SPIDER-MAN throws him back onto the roof so that he almost

slides over the edge. WEINER turns, facing SPIDER-MAN.

 

WEINER

Hey, I know you...

 

SPIDER-MAN

You do?

 

WEINER

I saw you crushing the Crusher.

 

SPIDER-MAN

You like wrestling?

 

SPIDER-MAN jumps and reaches WEINER.

 

WEINER

I love it! You are the best wrestler I

have ever seen... please don't hurt me!

 

SPIDER-MAN picks up WEINER, throws him up to an antenna

above the building, to which WEINER clings desperately.

SPIDER-MAN circles the antenna.

 

WEINER

Oh, please... don't kill me. Please help

me down.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Of course I'll help you down. I am

Spider-Man... the good guy, am I not?

 

WEINER

Yes... yes, you are.

 

SPIDER-MAN jumps to the CHIMNEY, picks WEINER up in his

arms and whispers to him.

 

SPIDER-MAN

And by the way, Peter Parker does not

live here anymore...

 

SPIDER-MAN jumps with WEINER in his arms to the edge of

the roof.

 

SPIDER-MAN

And tell the Professor he can't have

Peter's data. Goodbye.

 

SPIDER-MAN drops WEINER off the roof, three floors

straight down into heavy bushes below.

 

INT. ELECTRODYNE FACTORY SHOP - DAY

A SIGN tells us so. A CLERK is double checking a long

list of items OCK has ordered.

 

CLERK

Holy cow, whattaya building, fella, a

cyclotron?

(Ock glares at him)

Okay... lets see here. Page three. We

got 30,000 feet of 50-gauge copper co-ax...

twin 550 XK transformers... cadmium

accelerator rails, a half dozen... a GBC

relative multi-phase transducer... and

one yellow thermos.

(finishes computation)

That'll be $475,989.65...

 

OCK

Wrap it up...

 

CLERK

What about the money... or do you pay by

credit card?

 

OCK

(a long beat)

Cash! I'll be back soon.

 

EXT. STREET - OUTSIDE OF A BANK - BACK DOOR - NIGHT

An ARMORED TRUCK rolls by and stops. TWO GUARDS open the

Bank's DOORS.

 

Suddenly a WALDO smashes through the DRIVER'S SIDE WINDOW

of the ARMORED TRUCK, wrapping around the DRIVER'S NECK

and pulling him through the WINDOW. The SHOTGUN goes for

his weapon, but a WALDO smashes in and pulls the GUN out

through his WINDOW.

 

TWO WALDOS shoot out and attach themselves to the REAR

DOOR.

 

BANK GUARD

What's going on here?

 

The WALDO knocks him over. OCK rips the DOOR off! The

TRUCK is full of MONEY BAGS.

 

OCK

Cash!

 

INT. JAMESON'S OFFICE - DAY

A PHOTO ASSISTANT look on as JAMESON goes over PETER'S

latest PHOTOS. They are his SPIDER-MAN shots.

 

PETER

Doesn't he look amazing in that one?

Look, he's flying in the air!

 

JAMESON

I don't care if he flies to the moon.

He's just another wrestler in a silly

costume. Look at this, Parker, right off

the wire. This is the guy who hit that

armored truck this morning. They say he

has metal arms... get me a picture of

this character!

 

PETER

Metal arms?

 

JAMESON

Four of them.

 

PETER

Ock...?!

 

JAMESON

The web faced weirdo... He is a joke in a

Halloween costume... don't make me laugh.

 

He tears up PETER'S SPIDEY PHOTOS.

 

JAMESON

Now get out of here and don't come back

without something I can use!

 

PETER

Yes sir...

(stops, and turns back)

 

JAMESON

A mega baloney... A bug in blue tights...

what next?

 

PETER

The Journal said he was a mega-smash on

MTV...

 

INT. CYCLOTRON ROOM - NIGHT

WEINER is putting on a CLOWN SUIT. He fastidiously puts

his ratty jacket on a hanger and hangs it on a PIPE. The

PIPE turns into a snake. It is, in fact, a WALDO!

 

OCK

(turning from work)

What do you think you're doing?

 

WEINER

I'm going to the Masquerade. It's

Halloween tonight Doc, aren't you coming

to the School Ball? Whoa, you could go

without an outfit.

 

A WALDO whips around WEINER'S throat... AARRRGH!

 

OCK

You're not going to any ball, clown.

You're going to get me Peter Parker's

data...

 

WEINER

I was almost killed on my last try...

Look at all these bruises...

 

OCK

I don't care if you come back dead. Just

get it!

 

WEINER

(croaking)

Cost you a thousand bucks, if I get it.

 

The WALDO coils tighten around WEINER'S throat.

 

WEINER

All right... boss please let go...

P L E A S E ...

 

OCK

Just get it, Weiner. I'm running out of

time. If you fail me again, you won't

have to concern yourself with money

anymore... DO YOU GET ME CLOWN?!

 

WEINER croaks his assent.

 

INT. CAFETERIA - NIGHT

It is all dressed up for a party: LIGHTS, STREAMERS,

GLITTER BALL, the WORKS! HARRY is dressed as a SPACEMAN;

PETER wears his regular clothes.

 

HARRY

You should have worn a costume. I told

you to wear a costume.

 

PETER

It's... embarrassing.

 

HARRY

There's Liz...

 

LIZ is crossing the dance floor dressed as an INDIAN

PRINCESS in an MINI-DRESS.

 

PETER

Yeah...

 

ROZ, dressed as a COWBOY, ambles over.

 

ROZ

... howdy partners.

 

PETER/HARRY

Hiya, Professor Rosomorf.

 

HARRY

Any word on Doctor Octavius?

 

ROZ

(falling in step)

Nothing beyond what I read in the papers.

I'm afraid he's not the same man we knew.

You know, I've been digging through the

notes on his experiments...

 

PETER follows LIZ with his eyes. She takes a seat at a

TABLE next to KIM who wears a HAREM GIRL outfit with the

SALAMANDER around her neck. Next to KIM is... SPIDER-MAN!

PETER'S eyes go wide.

 

ROZ

You boys must have had an extraordinary

classroom experience.

 

PETER

(eyeing Spidey)

Yes sir... oh... I'm going to be a little

late with my paper on the Planetary

Conjunction, sir...

 

ROZ

Whenever you're ready... I'll look at it.

I know it's going to be an important

work... and Peter, take my hat.

 

He hands PETER an oversized TEN GALLON HAT.

 

ROZ

It is a costume party.

PETER and HARRY make their way through the dance floor to

the table. PETER can't take his eyes off SPIDEY.

 

HARRY

Look, there's Spider-Man!

 

PETER

Not the real one, I'm sure...

 

HARRY

You can never be sure... all kinds of

crazy stuff can happen at a masquerade

ball...

 

PETER

I bet I know who it is.

 

As they take seats, PETER sees that SPIDER-MAN is trying

to read the BUGLE'S sports section by party light. KIM

waves. PETER nods and the BIG HAT falls over his face.

 

PETER

Hiya, Liz...

 

LIZ moves to Flash, who's dressed in the SPIDER-MAN

costume.

 

LIZ

Hiya, Peter. Who is in the Spider-Man

costume?

 

PETER

It's a very clever outfit you've got

there, Flash.

 

FLASH

Take a hike, asshole.

 

LIZ

(to Peter)

How did you recognize him?

 

PETER

His pretty blue eyes give him away...

 

HARRY

Anyway, who'll be sitting with you at the

Halloween Ball?

 

LIZ

(whispers to Flash)

I wanna dance... Hey, Spider-Man... Shall

we Flash dance?

 

FLASH/SPIDER-MAN

Hey, I'm reading the paper, okay?

 

LIZ turns with a mild pout. Nervously, PETER ponders his

chance. HARRY nudges him.

 

HARRY

Take her now, it's easy...

 

HARRY turns to KIM and does a clanking shimmy in the SPACE

SUIT.

 

HARRY

Wanna dance, Schechrezaa?

 

KIM

I'm pooped.

 

LIZ

I'm not...

 

She reaches for HARRY'S hand.

 

FLASH

Holy jumping jelly beans, willya look at

these pictures of Spider-Man? Wow! Is

this guy great or what?

 

LIZ looks. She shrugs. Then she shrieks.

 

LIZ

Hey, Peter! These are your pictures!

 

FLASH

Can't be...

 

LIZ

It says here "Photos by Peter Parker."

 

PETER reacts, then looks over FLASH'S other shoulder.

 

INSERT: There are three PHOTOS of SPIDER-MAN in the paper.

PETER BLUSHES, smiling.

 

FLASH

(takes off his head mask)

You know this guy, Parker?

 

PETER

Well, yeah... sort of...

 

FLASH

Wow... I'll give you anything if you

introduce us.

 

HARRY

(to Liz)

Will you grant me this dance...?

 

LIZ joins him provocatively.

 

KIM

Hey, Flash-Man... Wanna dance...?

 

FLASH

Well, why not.

 

PETER is left alone, PETER leaves toward the entrance.

At the REAR DOOR a BIG LIZARD passes a NOTE to a DALLAS

COWGIRL who passes it to a KANGAROO. The KANGAROO hops

across the dance floor to the STAGE where he hands the

NOTE to a YOUNG WOMAN in a BASEBALL UNIFORM.

 

She climbs the STAGE where she is bathed in a SPOTLIGHT.

She gets a DRUM ROLL from the band. There are some BOOS

as the bad stops.

 

YOUNG WOMAN

Thank you, thank you. We have a special

surprise guest tonight.

(booo)

The Empire State University Masquerade

Ball presents... The "Slammy" winning

star of MTV'S wrestling tournament... The

Amazing Spider-Man!

 

FLASH, amazed turns to LIZ. He points to himself and

mouths, "Me?" (The REAL) SPIDEY drops from the ceiling and

lands in a pose. The CROWD cheers. He does a flip to LIZ

and extends a hand. The BAND starts up. LIZ demurs.

 

FLASH

(whispers firmly)

Go ahead... go ahead!

 

LIZ takes SPIDEY'S hand and they move slowly and sexily

onto the dance floor. They do a short simple number.

SPIDEY returns LIZ to FLASH.

 

LIZ

(to Flash)

Come on... Flash...

 

FLASH takes LIZ from PETER (SPIDER-MAN).

 

LIZ and FLASH dance wildly. They finish to big cheers.

The real SPIDER-MAN slides to center floor. The crowd

backs away as SPIDEY spins out the greatest dance number

in film history. He's all over the floor and on the walls

and on the ceiling and on the GLITTER BALL. He takes LIZ

and flies with her. He breaks the place up. Then drops

in a pose. BIG CHEERS.

 

LIZ stops breathless, very near to SPIDER-MAN'S face.

 

LIZ

(whispers breathless)

Who are you...?

 

PETER

One day you'll know...

 

LIZ

(a long beat)

You sound very familiar.

 

PETER/SPIDER-MAN

Sure I do... I'm your friendly

neighborhood Spider-Man!

 

He jumps away and disappears, leaving the CROWD aghast and

LIZ in love.

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

BEN is flicking through the channels of his TV, aggravated

as usual. It's all ROCK VIDEOS!

 

BEN

(to May)

What a bunch of crap. Goddamn rock and

roll's screwed up the whole TV.

 

He flicks off the set and turns to MAY who's asleep on the

couch. He gently nudges her.

 

BEN

Come on, May. Wake up and go to sleep.

 

EXT. TAXI - NIGHT

It enters the EAST RIVER DRIVE.

 

INT. TAXI - NIGHT

As the city rolls by.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(fearful)

Hey! Can't you go any faster?

 

CABBIE

What'm I in, a race?

 

SPIDER-MAN

(fighting his fear)

I don't know... I get this tingling in my

brain, like some danger is lurking just

ahead. I'm worried about Aunt May and

Uncle Ben...

 

CABBIE

Your family?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Well, they are kind of my parents. They

raised me. I lost both of my parents in

a car accident... please step on it!

 

CABBIE

Step on it... so now you want to kill

yourself in another accident... not with

me, Boychick.

 

SPIDER-MAN

But I'm telling you... I've got this--

 

CABBIE

... tingling... I know. And I got

ulcers... Everybody's got something to

worry about.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Please... Faster... Please.

 

CABBIE

Okay, you asked for it.

 

EXT. THE STREET - NIGHT

The TAXI skids and swerves like crazy, bumping into

everything in sight.

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

A GLASS SHATTERS. AUNT MAY sits up in bed with a start.

 

AUNT MAY

What's that?

 

BEN

What? It's nothing... go back to sleep...

(another crash)

Oh, I'll go look. Go back to sleep.

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S KITCHEN - NIGHT

WEINER is going through the drawers. He finds a nice BONE

HANDLE KNIFE and pockets it.

 

WEINER

Hmmm...

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

BEN descends the stairs from the bedroom. He peers off

into the darkness and pulls his ROBE tight around him as

if to ward off some unacknowledged danger.

 

EXT. TAXI - NIGHT

TAXI driving fast through STREET.

 

INT. TAXI - NIGHT

 

CABBIE

Some crazy kinda town, huh? You hear

about that hold-up? The guy with the six

arms? Hey, I see it all on this job.

(a beat)

What kinda outfit is that, anyway?

 

SPIDER-MAN

(panicked)

Look, I'm really in a hurry.

 

BANG! A BLOW OUT. The CABBIE fights the wheel to the

side of the road. Then he turns to SPIDEY.

 

CABBIE

(sly)

You said the magic words, we have a flat

Boychick.

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

BEN comes in and looks around. A long beat. Then a

noise.

 

BEN

Mice...

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S DINING ROOM - NIGHT

A very scared WEINER hides, eyes widening. WEINER takes

the BONE HANDLE KNIFE from his pocket. It glints in the

MOONLIGHT. He moves off.

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S KITCHEN - NIGHT

BEN is looking for mice. He opens a closet. Nothing. He

shifts around. Nothing. He moves off.

 

EXT. 59TH STREET BRIDGE - NIGHT

The CABBIE slowly changes the TIRE. Fearing the worst,

SPIDEY gets out, looking for a ride. A TRUCK approaches.

SPIDEY looks down at the CABBIE and then up at the TRUCK.

 

CABBIE

Hey! You wanna hand me that lug wrench?

 

He looks up to see SPIDEY go by, stuck to the side of the

TRUCK like a spider.

 

CABBIE

Some crazy kinda town...

 

EXT. THE TRUCK - NIGHT

SPIDEY stares at the lettering on the side of the TRUCK.

It says, "Victory Sporting Goods."

 

SPIDER-MAN

(a thought)

Sporting goods...

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S DINING ROOM - NIGHT

BEN comes in quietly. He looks around. He opens a

closet. Nothing. He hears a CRASH. He wheels. A

SHADOWY FIGURE runs by a doorway!

BEN takes off like a shot!

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S HOUSE - NIGHT

BEN runs through the rooms.

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

BEN flies in and goes right to the RIFLE on the wall. WE

hear WEINER clattering around the house in the background

as BEN goes to a drawer and pulls out a BOX of BULLETS.

He begins to fight the BULLETS into the RIFLE.

WEINER comes flying in and tackles him. They fall to the

floor, four hands on the RIFLE. They scuffle.

 

WEINER

All I want it the kid's computer crap!

 

BEN

Let go before I blow your brain's out.

 

EXT. FOREST HILLS STREET - NIGHT

The TRUCK pulls away leaving PETER in a POOL of STREET

LAMP LIGHT. He's wearing a FOOTBALL JERSEY and SHORTS and

carrying a SPORTS BAG. He begins to run.

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

MAY hears a CRASH. She pulls the covers up around her

chin in fear.

 

BEN (V.O.)

Let go!

 

WEINER (V.O.)

You let go!

 

EXT. BEN AND MAY'S HOUSE - NIGHT

PETER runs up and hears a SHOT. He runs inside.

 

INT. BEN AND MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

PETER runs in. He sees WEINER standing there with the

RIFLE. They face off across the room. The moment hits

PETER like a punch in the chest.

 

PETER

Uncle Ben!

 

BEN

(a wheeze)

Peter...

 

PETER rushes to BEN.

 

PETER

Oh my God... Uncle Ben...

 

PETER tries to revive BEN, while WEINER runs out.

 

INT. HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM - NIGHT

PLASTIC FURNITURE, GARISH LIGHTING, CIGARETTES in the

ASHTRAYS.

 

AUNT MAY

(a brave but fragile front)

Ben gets through everything. He'll be

alright. The doctors are...

 

AUNT MAY and PETER embrace, leaning on each other for

support.

 

DETECTIVE

(compassionate)

Excuse me. You the nephew?

 

PETER rises, nods. As AUNT MAY wipes away a sniffle...

 

DETECTIVE

Your uncle's a brave man. Apparently,

the perpetrator was after something of

yours. Your uncle didn't know what it

was but he stood up to him anyway. You

ought to be proud of him.

 

PETER

I am... how is he...

 

A grim-faced DOCTOR walks slowly across the room to

them... MAY stands up slowly.

 

DETECTIVE

Ask the Doctor.

 

AUNT MAY

How's my... how's my husband doing...?

 

DOCTOR

Mrs. Parker, I'm sorry. We tried.

 

MAY collapses.

 

DOCTOR

Crash cart! STAT!

 

The Detective pulls PETER gently away. The STAFF works on

MAY.

 

DETECTIVE

Let the medics handle it.

(pause)

Look, if it makes you feel any better.

We're gonna nail this guy. He crashed

his getaway car. We got him trapped in a

warehouse on Jackson.

 

NURSE

(to Peter)

She's alright. She just fainted. We'll

have to check her for symptoms of shock.

If you want to wait, you can get some

coffee on the third floor.

 

PETER

No, I... I think I wanna go out for some

fresh air.

 

EXT. WAREHOUSE - NIGHT

COP CARS, COPS, SEARCHLIGHTS playing their BEAMS against

the ACME CHEMICAL STORAGE BUILDING. GUNFIRE flashes from

one of the WINDOWS.

 

EXT. COP CAR - NIGHT

ELITE COPS in BASEBALL CAPS are plotting strategy.

 

COP #1

That place is loaded with solvents and

chemicals. If we blast our way in, it's

gonna go up like a roman candle.

 

COP #2

We could go in through the fifth floor

wash room.

 

COP #1

What's that up there? Throw a light on

that!

 

COP #1 directs the BEAM of the SEARCHLIGHT.

 

EXT. WAREHOUSE WALL - NIGHT

SPIDER-MAN is climbing it, trapped in the GLARE of the

SEARCHLIGHT. He freezes.

 

COP #1

He's got a partner!

 

EXT. COP CAR - NIGHT

Every COP'S WEAPON is trained upward at SPIDER-MAN!

 

COP #2

(on radio)

We got an accomplice up there! And we

got a clear shot. Do we have a go?

 

RADIO

(filtered)

That's a go.

 

EXT. WAREHOUSE WALL - NIGHT

GUNSHOTS erupt around SPIDER-MAN and he skitters around to

evade them.

 

INT. THE WAREHOUSE - NIGHT

Thinking they're shooting at him, WEINER shoots back. In

the corner of his eye he sees SPIDER-MAN at a side WINDOW.

He aims his rifle and SPIDEY ducks out of the way.

The frightened WEINER moves to the side WINDOW to blow

SPIDEY away. As he moves past the front WINDOWS he is lit

by the SEARCHLIGHTS that play on his face darkly.

SPIDEY leaps in at FRONT WINDOW and drops neatly behind

WEINER, landing a pose.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(cold, hard)

Say your prayers, Weiner!

 

WEINER whips around and fires. SPIDEY leaps to avoid it

and lands on a STACK of PAINT CANS.

 

WEINER

You ain't takin' me... Spider-Man... who

ever you are...

 

SPIDEY gathers himself tighter. He leaps. A second GUN

BURST comes in behind him, Several PAINT CANS erupt in

cascades of COLOR.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(hanging on ceiling)

Hey, creep!

 

WEINER aims and fires, several times. He is emptying his

RIFLE. SPIDEY leaps away and lands on the top of a CASK

marked "CAUTION-FLAMMABLE SOLVENT!"

 

SPIDER-MAN

(taunting)

Try again.

 

The CASK gives way and SPIDEY is plunged into the

FLAMMABLE SOLVENT. WEINER smiles his stupid grin and

takes aim.

 

SPIDEY leaps out of the CASK and sticks to the roof BEAM.

He's sopping wet. His hand slips down the BEAM as the

SOLVENT works against his sticking power.

 

He falls to the floor and scrambles behind some PAINT

CANS. WEINER, crazed, fires wildly. One of the CANS

EXPLODES. PAINT flows from it... burning!

 

SPIDEY peeks out and sees a YELLOW RIVER OF FLAME creeping

toward him. He sniffs his SOLVENT soaked outfit.

 

He backs down a "corridor" of PAINT CANS. The YELLOW FIRE

follows, now joined by a RIVER OF BLUE FIRE from another

can. They're following the trail of SOLVENT he's

dripping!

 

He's trapped!

 

COP (V.O.)

(on bullhorn)

This is your last chance, you two.

Either you're coming out, or we're coming

in!

 

SPIDEY'S against the WALL! PAINT CANS to his right and

left, and a RIVER of RED FLAME joins the YELLOW and BLUE

as they creep toward him!

 

He climbs backwards up the wall, face toward the BLAZE.

The COLORED FIRES join and follow him up the wall!

They're licking at his feet!

 

WEINER

(at the window)

Stay back!

(gun burst)

Whoa... stay back down there!

 

SPIDEY is inches from being torched. He sees a PIPE. He

reaches out and grabs it. He swings out above the flames.

But the PIPE begins to bend!

 

The PIPE bends down... down... and then breaks! SPIDEY

hangs precariously as WATER cascades out of the PIPE and

puts out the FIRE.

 

SPIDEY drops down and rest his head in his hands to

collect himself. Then looks up. The GUN is at his head.

 

WEINER

Stand up, you.

 

SPIDEY stands.

 

COP (V.O.)

You have thirty seconds to come out!

 

WEINER

You're my ticket outa here. Gimme that

stupid mask!

 

SPIDER-MAN hesitates. Then he begins to raise the MASK,

but stops and shakes his head no.

 

WEINER

Then I'll take it myself.

 

He reaches for the mask and SPIDER-MAN flips him across

the room. WEINER lands in a CARGO net and becomes

ensnared.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Well, look what we've caught in our web...

 

WEINER

Don't hurt me, man. Please don't hurt me...

 

INT. WAREHOUSE HALLWAY - NIGHT

COPS are poised at the door. A signal. They crash

inside.

 

INT. WAREHOUSE PAINT ROOM - NIGHT

 

COP #1

Hold your fire!

 

WEINER is hanging from the ceiling in the the CARGO NET.

WEINER

Get me out of this madhouse!

 

He falls down, immediately encircled by the POLICE

OFFICERS. SPIDER-MAN flies above their heads, crashing

through the WINDOW and disappears into the dark of night.

 

INT. CYCLOTRON - NIGHT

A weird, flickering BLUE LIGHT dances around the hole in

the CYCLOTRON. Then it cuts out. A HELMETED MAN pulls

himself out of a HATCH. He flips up the HELMET.

OCK is finishing putting together his new equipment.

 

OCK

(smiling)

Okey, dokey.

 

OCK goes about checking out the CYCLOTRON. It looks good.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

OCK starts flicking switches and reading DIALS, doing a

"mission countdown" for his next experiment. This place

has been "hot rodded" to the max.

 

OCK

(reading dials and numbers)

Amperage, okay. Flux, 14. Negative

variable differential... good enough.

 

He shuts it down. The WHINE whirs down.

 

OCK

Okey, dokey... now all I need is Parker's

data. Where the hell is Weiner? Damn it...

I can't trust anybody.

(throws his Waldo in the air)

Only you, my babies... only you can I

trust... Okay... If I have to do

everything myself... I'm going to do it.

(to his equipment)

I'll be back... my babies... my new

babies!

 

OCK hides the WALDOS under his coat and leaves the room.

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

There is more EQUIPMENT than before. PETER is deep at

work. His SPIDER-MAN UNIFORM hangs on the WALL. There is

a knock at the DOOR.

 

LIZ (V.O.)

Hey, Peter! Are you finished with my

computer yet? I got a paper too, you

know...

 

PETER

(panicked)

Oh my God... oh, it's you, Liz... I

didn't expect you... uh... give me a

minute.

 

He hides his SPIDER-MAN COSTUME.

 

INT. THE HALLWAY LANDING - NIGHT

LIZ waits impatiently.

 

PETER

(opening the door)

Hi, Liz. Come on in.

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

LIZ enters, looking around. PETER covers for this and

that.

 

LIZ

What were you doing in here?

 

PETER

(looking around)

Cleaning up. Come on. I'll get your

computer. Where's Flash parked?

 

He picks up the COMPUTER and turns to her, but she's

already looking around the apartment.

 

LIZ

Flash didn't come.

 

PETER

(holding it)

Oh. Well... how are you going to get it

home?

 

LIZ walks into the room.

 

LIZ

Taxi... I guess.

 

She discovers the PRINTS of SPIDEY that PETER has taped up

around the apartment.

 

LIZ

You must spend a lot of time with this

Spider-Man guy... Peter! Don't you think

you ought to unplug that!

 

PETER looks and sees that he is tethered to the wall.

Embarrassed, he puts the COMPUTER back down.

 

PETER

(embarrassed)

I, uh, I'll go down to the corner... see

it I can hail that taxi.

 

PETER leaves. LIZ smiles. She likes PETER. Why is he

so...?

 

INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT

A SHADOW of a MAN can be seen hiding. PETER does not

notice him.

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

There's a KNOCK at the DOOR.

 

LIZ

(crossing to it, wondering)

Peter...?

 

She is about to open the door when FOUR WALDOS smash

through it, obliterating it. OCK stands in the shattered

doorway, WALDOS writhing.

 

LIZ

Doctor Octavius...! You're... You're...

(finds the words)

You're so weird!... with those... what do

you call those...

 

OCK

Waldos... Did you hear about Spider-Man?

(moving Waldos like spider's legs)

That's me... the real Spider-Man... now

tell me, where is that jerky friend of

yours... Parker?

 

LIZ

(protecting)

Peter?... oh... he's not here. He's gone.

I don't think he'll be back for awhile.

 

OCK

(running his Waldo in her hair)

You wouldn't lie to your Professor now,

would you?

 

LIZ

Of course not. Why would I lie about a

thing like that? Really. He's... out.

 

OCK

We'll wait.

OCK grabs LIZ'S HAIR with his WALDOS.

 

LIZ

What are you doing... let me go! Please...

take those things out of my hair!

 

OCK

My Waldos, you mean.

 

LIZ

Whatever you call them... please...

 

OCK shoots out TWO WALDOS. Simultaneously each grabs a

CHAIR from different parts of the room and brings them to

the TABLE.

 

OCK

Sit.

 

She does. He does, too, and folds his WALDOS across his

chest.

 

OCK

(chatty)

He's a nice boy. A little nerdy maybe,

but nice, wouldn't you say?

 

LIZ

Oh, I don't know. Maybe. He's very

inexperienced.

 

ONE of OCK'S WALDOS rests on the TABLE curled around the

COMPUTER. LIZ lets her hand rest on it. OCK warms

immediately.

 

OCK

You know, you're a fascinating young lady...

 

LIZ

Thank you...

 

OCK

You're so refreshing. You're so...

 

LIZ

Shocking...?

 

OCK

(gone to far)

Oh, I wouldn't say shocking...

 

LIZ

I would!

 

She sticks his WALDO in the ELECTRIC WALL SOCKET behind

the COMPUTER! The CURRENT sizzles through him and he

leaps up, WALDOS akimbo, like the "cartoon cat." LIZ runs

out the door.

 

OCK extricates himself from the current and gives chase.

 

INT. HALLWAY - NIGHT

LIZ burst from the DOOR.

 

LIZ

Peter...!

 

She looks both ways for PETER, doesn't see him, and takes

off! OCK bursts from the doorway and runs off after LIZ.

 

EXT. THE STREET - NIGHT

LIZ running as fast as she can, but OCK is gaining

quickly.

 

EXT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

A TAXI drives up and disgorges PETER.

 

PETER

Wait here...

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

He walks in. It's empty

 

PETER

Liz?

 

LIZ (V.O.)

(screaming from the street)

Peter! Help! Peter!

 

PETER springs into action. He grabs his SPIDEY SUIT out

of a drawer and starts taking off his clothes.

 

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

LIZ looks back and sees OCK CARTWHEELING toward her. She

can't outrun him. She must hide. There's a CONSTRUCTION

SITE on the right. She ducks down the alley next to it.

 

INT. CONSTRUCTION ALLEY - NIGHT

LIZ runs into it and finds herself trapped on three sides

by a high CYCLONE FENCE. Behind her, OCK'S WALDOS stretch

out like waterbug legs. He bug-walks into the alley and

laughs down at her from his perch atop the WALDOS.

 

OCK

Peter Parker has something I want... And

I'm going to have something he wants.

 

She dashes past him and runs into the outboard CARGO

ELEVATOR.

 

INT. ELEVATOR - NIGHT

She looks for the UP BUTTON and finds nothing! OCK, on

his feet now, is on the wire mesh ELEVATOR CAGE in a

flash. He tears the outer DOOR away.

 

LIZ starts pressing KNOBS and LEVERS in panic. The LIGHT

goes on. A WARNING BELL clangs. She finally finds the

switch and the CAR leaps up just as OCK tears off its

front door.

 

LIZ, safe for the moment, watches OCK recede below,

shaking the torn off door in a rage.

 

EXT. CONSTRUCTION SITE - NIGHT

Extending WALDO over WALDO, OCK climbs the ELEVATOR

HOUSING chasing the rising CAR inside.

 

EXT. CONSTRUCTION ROOF - NIGHT

The CAR arrives and LIZ jumps out. She's on nothing but a

narrow GIRDER! She tightropes on the GIRDER. OCK gets to

the top. He looks across at her. She's stuck between two

unfastened GIRDERS, at a dead end. He slowly telescopes a

WALDO toward her. She's got no place to run, no place to

hide. He grabs her by the BLOUSE and lifts her off the

GIRDER.

 

SPIDER-MAN (V.O.)

Put her down, Ock.

 

OCK looks across the street. There, on the top of a tall

building, is SPIDER-MAN.

 

SPIDER-MAN

I know what's happening to you, Ock.

I've been through a lot of changes myself

lately. You have to listen to me.

 

OCK

(holding Liz)

Who the hell are you?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Spider-Man.

 

LIZ

(seeing Spidey)

Spider-Man...

 

OCK

That's a lot of crap, clown... I am

Spider-Man, not you.

(points to Liz)

Ask you girlfriend.

(to Liz)

Tell him!

 

SPIDER-MAN

I'm a good friend of Peter Parker's Ock.

Just like that girl you're holding. Now

let her go.

 

OCK thinks for a moment, then he begins to extend the

kicking and screaming LIZ out over the street, ten stories

up.

 

OCK

Let her go? What an excellent idea. If

you do not deliver your friend, Mr.

Spider-Man, yes. Yes, of course, I'll

let her go.

 

LIZ

Put me down, you mechanical mutant!

 

LIZ is having none of this. She kicks, she fights. She

twists. She flails around, making things a little worse.

The ground is yawning death beneath her. RRIIPP!

PART of her BLOUSE tears away and LIZ plummets!

SPIDER-MAN swoops down on a WEB-STRAND in his

characteristic compound curve. He reaches out for the

falling LIZ and misses her cleanly. The WEB is too short.

 

LIZ

(falling away)

You jerk!

 

He THWIPS her with a second WEB and together they swing to

a HIGH GIRDER where he deposits her safe and sound.

 

LIZ

(straightening herself)

Tell your friend Peter next time I'll get

the taxi myself...

 

OCK

(screams)

Hey... you jerk... you phony Spider-Man...

Prepare to meet your death, bug.

 

SPIDEY THWIPS a beam and swings across toward OCK.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(whispers)

Actually, I'm rather fond of living...

especially now...

(he looks at Liz)

 

He lands on OCK'S GIRDER and the two progeny of the

cyclotron face off for the first time, ten stories above

the street.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(a last appeal to reason)

Octavius. Just stop and think.

 

OCK

I am thinking, insect. I'm thinking

about exterminating you!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Okay, if that's the way you want it...

Let's see what those chrome knuckles can

do, Doc...

 

A WALDO lances out and catches SPIDEY flush on the jaw.

It knocks him to another GIRDER. SPIDEY hangs on and

rolls over. He rubs his jaw.

 

LIZ

Great...

SPIDEY gets ready to go into action and gets pummeled by

another barrage of blows from above.

 

OCK

Now I must kill you, you cretinous clown.

 

OCK throws a roundhouse WALDO that nearly knocks SPIDEY

off the GIRDER. He's just barely hanging on.

But SPIDER-MAN'S not done yet. He THWIPS a HIGH BEAM and

swings into a better attack position. The two SUPER-

ADVERSARIES engage in battle.

 

With OCK swinging from his WALDOS like a metal monkey and

SPIDEY swinging from his WEBS like, well, like SPIDEY,

they clang and bang through the GIRDERS of the

CONSTRUCTION SITE.

 

OCK

Once I dispose of you, Spider-Man, no one

will be able to stop me.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Stop you from what...?

 

OCK

My destiny!

 

OCK throws his biggest punch yet.

 

SIRENS can now be heard in the street.

 

SPIDEY avoids WALDO strike after WALDO strike. OCK eludes

WEB after WEB. But SPIDEY'S agility soon has him turning

circles.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Over here, Octopus!

 

OCK

That's Professor Octopus to you Spider

Jerk!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Give it up, Professor. You'll never

catch me!

 

OCK takes three steps and soars through the air.

 

EXT. BRICK WALL - NIGHT

OCK, misjudging the leap, soars right past SPIDEY and into

an alley! Screaming all the way...

 

EXT. THE ALLEY - NIGHT

OCK and TWO WALDOS pressed against each of the opposing

walls. It's a tenuous grip. Then, very slowly, sparks

flying from his WALDOS, OCK slides down into the alley.

 

SPIDER-MAN

So long, sucker.

 

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

COP CARS pull up. COPS leap from them.

 

EXT. SIDE WALL - NIGHT

OCK makes it down, sees the COPS, ducks out of sight.

 

EXT. COP CARS - NIGHT

The SEARCHLIGHTS go on. SPIDER-MAN swings back across the

street to the CONSTRUCTION SITE.

 

COP #1

There he is!

 

COP #2

It's that Spider-Man!

 

EXT. THE ROOF - NIGHT

SPIDEY lands next to LIZ in a pose. Lit by the flashing

BILLBOARD, he's weirder looking than ever. SPIDEY puts an

arm around LIZ and extends a WEB SHOOTER.

 

LIZ

What do you think you're doing?

 

SPIDER-MAN

I'm rescuing you.

 

With that SPIDEY leaps way out and he and LIZ swoop away

on a WEB-STRAND.

 

LIZ

Thanks but nooooooooooo!

 

EXT. THE COP CARS - NIGHT

ALL WEAPONS point upward at SPIDEY'S movement.

 

COP #2

He won't get away this time!

 

COP #1

Hold your fire! He's got a girl.

 

COP #2

Looks like he's got a hostage.

 

EXT. WEB STRAND - NIGHT

SPIDEY sees the WEAPONS aimed upward. He shoots out

another WEB and swings off in a different direction. LIZ

whoops with the G-force.

 

LIZ

Wait a minute. Where are you taking me?

SPIDEY hounded by the Police, rejected by the girl.

 

SPIDER-MAN

I better just take you back where you

belong.

 

He shoots out another WEB.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Hold on tight.

 

LIZ

(Times Square)

Where are we?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Open your eyes.

 

They are standing on the ROOF of the CENTRAL TOWER of the

EMPIRE UNIVERSITY BUILDING. LIZ opens her eyes. It's an

extraordinary sight.

 

LIZ

(the Empire State Building)

If you're trying to impress me Spidey, I

want you to know I'm not easy. Okay, I'm

impressed... now put me down, Spidey...

put me down.

 

SPIDER-MAN

I like the way you say Spidey... Nobody

calls me Spidey... now we go...

 

EXT. DORMITORY - NIGHT

They swoop down... and down... stopping on one of the

building's SILLS, actually right in front of a WINDOW in

the DORMITORY BUILDING.

 

LIZ

(Tavern on the Green)

Wow... look, this is our dormitory. I

can get to my room. Hey, wait a minute...

there's Flash, if I'm not mistaken.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Liz?

 

LIZ

You know my name?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Liz, listen to me. There's something I

have to tell you.

 

LIZ

Okay, put me down and we can talk,

alright?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Do you know who I am?

 

LIZ

All I know is you're the Amazing

Spider-Man... or better you're Spidey the

good guy on the block... you're a weirdo

in a clown spider suit.

 

SPIDER-MAN

And that's all you know about me?

(a beat, a sigh)

Okay, lets get your boyfriend.

 

LIZ

Which one?

 

SPIDER-MAN

How many do you have? I meant Flash.

 

LIZ

Well, Flash is not exactly my boyfriend...

 

SPIDER-MAN

He's not? Then who is?

 

LIZ

There's someone I like, but he's too shy

to notice.

(Flash appears)

 

SPIDER-MAN

Flash!

 

FLASH

Liz!

(a beat)

SPIDER-MAN!!!

 

LIZ

(to Spider-Man)

You know everybody... Flash we have to

call Peter!

 

FLASH rushes right past LIZ to the WINDOW. There's a

NEWSPAPER in his hand.

 

FLASH

Hey, they won't let up, man!

(shows Daily Bugle)

They keep calling you an accomplice in

that burglary murder. But that's a crock,

ain't it? I'm with you, Spidey, 100%

 

SPIDER-MAN

Thanks.

 

FLASH

(realizing)

By the way, what are you doing with...

Liz?

 

SPIDER-MAN

She needed a lift.

 

FLASH

Oh... okay! This calls for a beer! A

lot of beer!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Thanks, but I have some business to take

care of.

 

FLASH

Well... take care of that later. Wait

here. I'll get the beer.

 

He disappears. LIZ comes, tentatively, to the WINDOW

where SPIDEY squats, desire and passion in his WHITE EYES.

 

LIZ

(accusatory)

How'd you know this was Flash's place?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Peter Parker told me all about it.

 

LIZ

Peter told you all about Flash?

 

SPIDER-MAN

No... he told me all about you. See you

later.

(he jumps away)

 

INT. DORM - NIGHT

FLASH comes in with more BEER than a man ought to carry.

 

FLASH

Hey, where'd he go? Hey, Spider-Man!!

 

But SPIDER-MAN has disappeared.

 

LIZ

(distracted)

Peter told your Hero all about me...

 

FLASH

He would, wouldn't he... that jerk!

 

EXT. PETER PARKER'S ROOF - NIGHT

SPIDER-MAN lands on it. He drops in the SKYLIGHT.

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

He drops into the room and pulls off his MASK. The place

has been ransacked. COMPUTER DISCS are all over the

floor. PETER pulls a file marked "Planetary Conjunction."

He opens it.

 

A piece of PAPER falls out. It says, "Kiss it goodbye,

Wall Crawler!"

 

PETER

(whispers angrily)

Octavius!!!

 

EXT. EMPIRE STATE UNIVERSITY QUAD - DAY

PETER is hurrying along. KIM in sunning herself

wonderfully.

 

PETER

(hurrying by)

Kim! Have you seen Harry?

 

KIM

Sure, lots of times. What a brainiac...

 

PETER

Yeah... have you seen him today?

 

KIM

No, un unh.

 

LIZ

(catching up)

Peter...!

 

PETER

(keeps walking)

Hi... have you seen Harry?

 

LIZ

No. What a night, huh?

 

PETER

(laughs)

Yeah, that was some ride home... must

have been pretty exciting.

 

LIZ

It was... okay. Look, I got two tickets

to Les Miserables... wanna go?

 

PETER

Sorry... I'm really busy... I mean, not

tonight... see you later.

 

LIZ

(thinking)

Hey, Peter... how did you know about last

night...?

 

PETER

What about last night?

 

LIZ

My exciting ride with Spider-Man...

 

PETER

Oh... Sorry... I gotta hurry... I have to

find Harry... I'll see you later.

 

LIZ

Peter!

 

PETER runs off. He sees a car approach and flags it.

 

PETER

Hey! Can I get a lift downtown?

 

FLASH

Take your shoes for a walk, Dork.

 

FLASH gets out of his car, and crosses the lawn toward

LIZ.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - DAY

OCK is hard at work. The room, still rippled, has been

"hot rodded" to the max. Lots of jerry-rigged stuff has

been added.

 

OCK takes a sip from the THERMOS and flicks on the small

TAPE RECORDER.

 

OCK

We are new inserting Peter Parker's data

on tonight's Planetary Conjunction.

 

INSERT: The COMPUTER SCREEN displays Peter Parker's name

and ID number and the title, "The Planetary Conjunction

and it's effect on Earth Gravity."

 

OCK

Yes, yes! Go on! Go on!

 

INSERT: NUMBER SEQUENCES appear on the SCREEN. Then a

GRAPHIC of the EARTH moving into line with SATURN,

JUPITER, the SUN and the MOON. In the corner a NUMBER

rises.

 

OCK

Enormous. It's enormous.

(to recorder)

The Parker calculations add 4%

gravitational force at the moment of full

Planetary Conjunction.

(hits some keys)

Adding this to present maximum power

potential, I get...

 

He looks up and sees the SCREEN a GRAPHIC "HOLE" opening

up right through the EARTH! The widening HOLE is

swallowing everything!

 

OCK

I knew it. I knew it! Universal

destruction! It's doable! I am putting

a countdown clock on the Planetary

Conjunction now!

 

A LARGE DIGITAL DISPLAY reads, "13:00:03." The last

seconds count down to, "12:59:59!"

 

OCK

(playing the computer)

Okey, dokey. Now let's see if I have

enough power to drive this beast.

 

He starts hitting KEYS on his COMPUTER.

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

PETER is working on LIZ'S COMPUTER. There is a KNOCK at

his brand new, unpainted DOOR. He hurries to it and pulls

the KNOB so quickly (forgetting his own strength) that the

whole assembly comes off in his hand.

 

PETER

(pulling Harry aside)

I gotta remember to have that fixed.

(opens the door)

There you are, I've been looking for you

all over town.

 

HARRY

What happened?

 

PETER

Where were you?

 

HARRY

I went to the wrestling, wanted to see

that Amazing Spider-Man, but he didn't

show up.

 

PETER

Listen, Harry something terrible happened.

 

HARRY

What? What?

 

PETER

My Planetary Conjunction papers... they

were stolen...

 

HARRY

Oh my God... Are you sure...? Who would

do such a thing?

 

PETER

Ock...

 

HARRY

Of course... but why...?

 

PETER

We have to find out, sit down.

(indicates computer)

I want to access Dr. Octavius' main

program. I want to know about his

experiments with the cyclotron. Can you

do it?

 

HARRY

(starts hacking)

I can try. I could access the system in

the dorm. Okay. And through that I

could crack the main line.

 

PETER

Alright. Now if we can just disrupt the

Octavius file...

 

HARRY

Okay, let's try.

 

HARRY cracks his knuckles like a safe cracker and bends to

the task. The PHONE RINGS. PETER hits his jerry-rigged

SPEAKER PHONE. HARRY keeps hacking.

 

PETER

Yeah?

 

JAMESON (V.O.)

Parker? Peter Parker? This is J. Jonah

Jameson!

 

PETER

(looking over Harry's shoulder)

Mr. Jameson, you got me at a bad time.

 

JAMESON (V.O.)

I need pictures of your friend, the

Amazing Spider-Man. But I need bad guy

shots, you got it? Lots of bad guy shots.

We're gonna pin that insect to the wall.

Whaddaya say?

 

PETER hangs up. The DIAL TONE cuts off JAMESON.

 

INT. JAMESON'S OFFICE - NIGHT

Only he and the PHOTO ASSISTANT are there.

 

JAMESON

What about that kid? On the job already?

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

OCK is pacing around the hot rodded room. He checks this

and that. He looks at the COUNTDOWN CLOCK (06:00:10) and

throws himself down in his CHAIR. He resumes his check-

down.

 

OCK

Fusion cells...? All up. Internal

temperature... okay. Risk?

(a long beat)

Acceptable.

(another beat)

Let's fly.

 

He starts flicking on SWITCHES and DIALS. The WHINE whirs

up. He throws the RED POWER THROTTLE. The POWER DIAL

goes to 90!

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

PETER and HARRY are at a COMPUTER. The LIGHTS flicker and

dim. Then they go back on. PETER and HARRY look at each

other and shrug.

 

HARRY

Got something!

 

INSERT: DIGITAL CLOCK display: "06:00:03"

 

PETER

What is it?

 

HARRY

Let me see. It's some kind of countdown

clock.

 

PETER

Countdown to what?

 

HARRY

I don't know, but whatever it is, it's

only six hours away.

 

PETER

The Planetary Conjunction?

 

HARRY

Could be...

 

PETER

Or Doc Ock's end of the world experiment...

Or both!

 

HARRY

Wait a minute. You're not telling me you

think the world is gonna end tonight...?

 

PETER

You want to wait around till midnight to

find out?

 

HARRY

No, but...

 

PETER

Let's see what else we've got.

 

Another set of numbers roll up on the SCREEN. They are

accompanied by ELECTRICAL SYMBOLS.

 

HARRY

What's that?

 

PETER

It might be a calculation of the amount

of power he needs to create the hole

between the force and the anti-force.

 

HARRY

That's a lot of energy. What could

generate power like that?

 

PETER

The closest you could come is the New

York City Subway System.

 

Again, the lights flicker and then dim and they return.

 

HARRY/PETER

(together)

We gotta talk to Professor Rosomorf!!

 

INT. BROADWAY EXPRESS - NIGHT

ROZ boards and takes a seat. There are the usual SUBWAY

TYPES. A FAT WOMAN. A PIMPLY TEENAGER and his date, a

TALL SKINNY GIRL in a PARTY DRESS.

 

ROZ, making notations in a PAD, takes no notice of them.

He sits down, closes his PAD, and taps a PENCIL against

his chin.

 

ROZ

Plutonium...

 

EXT. MAJOR INTERSECTION - NIGHT

TAXIS go by. TWO LOVERS stroll. We hear a familiar

WHINE. The "WALK" and "DON'T WALK" signs FLASH at the

same time.

 

BOY

Make up your mind!

 

The signs EXPLODE! The COUPLE stops in their tracks. The

BOY looks at the GIRL.

 

GIRL

What's going on?

 

An ARC of ELECTRICITY now shoots between the LIGHT PILLARS

of the SUBWAY STATION on the corner.

 

INT. BROADWAY LOCAL - NIGHT

SPARKS fly by the window. ROZ, oblivious at first, is now

stunned by the show.

 

EXT. SUBWAY TRAIN ENTRANCE - NIGHT

The ARCS of ELECTRICITY continue to rise. The STREET

LIGHTS buckle and bend into weird shapes.

 

WOMAN

Oh my God!

 

MAN

Get back! Get back!

 

EXT. INTERSECTION - NIGHT

TWO TAXIS roar through the intersection and COLLIDE. The

ETHNIC DRIVERS leap out and begin arguing.

 

INT. TRAIN - NIGHT

PEOPLE SCREAM and fall back as the TRAIN seems to change

angles.

 

EXT. SUBWAY ENTRANCE - NIGHT

A building ROAR rises from the SUBWAY ENTRANCE. Then the

sound of a TRAIN WHISTLE! The BOY looks down the STAIRS

and has to leap out of the way as the BROADWAY EXPRESS

comes highballing up the STEPS and blasts through the

SUBWAY entrance.

 

The TRAIN sails through the air.

 

EXT. LUXURY CONDO HIGH-RISE - NIGHT

The TRAIN crashes into the building in a storm of

cyclotron generated Dali physics.

 

EXT. THE STREET - NIGHT

The THROB and PULSE recede. SCREAMS, HONKS, SIRENS can be

heard.

 

EXT. LUXURY CONDO HIGH-RISE - NIGHT

A splendidly turned out MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN wakes from her

satin sleep to see that a SUBWAY TRAIN is in the middle of

her BEDROOM. The WALL through which the train has come

sags and ripples like it has melted and partially

resolidified.

 

WOMAN

Henry!!!

 

Several PASSENGERS climb out of the WINDOWS of the TRAIN

or pry open the DOORS.

 

WOMAN

What are you doing here? Get out of here!

Get out of here!

 

EXT. THE STREET - NIGHT

A CROWD has gathered to gawk and point. They look up and

we see their POV.

 

The MIDDLE CAR of the TRAIN is simply "embedded" in the

HIGH-RISE, its rear sticking out of the building fifteen

stories up. From its COUPLING dangles the LAST CAR.

 

INT. MIDDLE CAR - NIGHT

The car is bisected in the middle by the fused brick and

glass of the WALL of the building. PASSENGERS on the

outside of the WALL press their faces to the GLASS and

pound for help.

 

ROZ comes to the aid of a MOTHER with TWO CHILDREN.

 

EXT. THE STREET - NIGHT

The CROWD sees something else. Swinging high in the sky

is your friendly neighborhood SPIDER-MAN. The COUPLE and

TWO DRIVERS argue about what this means.

 

WOMAN

It's Spider-Man!

 

TRUCK DRIVER #1

Get outa here, you bum!

 

WOMAN

Hey, what are you talking about?!

 

TRUCK DRIVER #2

(back at woman)

What's the matter, lady don't you read

the papers?

 

This is the DRIVER of a DAILY BUGLE truck carrying the

historically famous Bugle headline, "Spider-Man - Threat

or Menace?"

 

MAN

Go Spidey! Go!

 

INT. LAST CAR - NIGHT

It's nearly vertical! People are tumbled over each other.

The scared TEENAGER is tearing at the door. The SKINNY

GIRL screams in a mechanical way. The DOOR opens. He

nearly falls!

 

The SKINNY GIRL screams again. He manages to get back

inside. She looks at him, safe now. But she screams

again anyway.

 

ROZ struggles to right himself against a pole. A BAG OF

GROCERIES goes sliding past him. It continues downward

and out the OPEN DOOR.

 

INSERT: The BAG tumbles down through the air. Down, down,

and down...

 

INT. MIDDLE CAR - NIGHT

SPIDEY'S face appears in the WINDOW upside down.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Hello, everybody...

 

He slides the WINDOW down and flips inside. He walks

through the parting PASSENGERS to the BUILDING WALL. He

feels it.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Okay, everyone, stand back and stay cool.

He hurls himself at the fused GLASS portion and bounces

back onto the floor. He rolls over, flexing his shoulder.

 

WOMAN

(whining)

Is that the real Spider-Man?

 

SPIDEY does a TRIPLE FLIP to his feet. He reaches up for

the overhead RAILING and pulls it down easily. Oohs and

aahs. SPIDER-MAN points it at the GLASS and hefts it.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Somebody wanna give me a hand with this?

 

First the WOMAN, and then all of them, take up positions

on the BATTERING RAM.

 

SPIDER-MAN

On three. One... Two... Three!

 

They ram the GLASS and it shatters.

 

INT. THE LUXURY CONDO HIGH-RISE - NIGHT

HENRY stands at the open DOOR of the TRAIN in his bedroom

as they all come rushing through into the room.

 

HENRY

Come on. Come on. That's it. Step

lively now.

 

WIFE

Henry, the rugs!

 

HENRY

Oh, shut up!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Have a nice evening, Ma'am... and you

too, Henry.

 

EXT. THE STREET - NIGHT

The FIRE TRUCKS arrive and begin assembling a LADDER.

 

INT. THE LAST CAR - NIGHT

SPIDEY arrives at the DOOR at the top of the CAR. He sees

ROZ at the bottom. THREE PEOPLE are between them. The

SKINNY GIRL sees SPIDEY. She screams.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Okay, folks, just hang on...

 

He scampers down the GRAB-HANDLES to the people below.

FOUR PASSENGERS cling to SEATS and BARS.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Okay, one at a time. You first, Ma'am...

 

A FAT WOMAN makes a "who me?" gesture. SPIDEY throws her

over his shoulder.

 

INSERT: THE COUPLING which holds the two CARS at right

angles begins to bend open.

 

SPIDER-MAN, the FAT WOMAN over his shoulder, goes hand

over hand to the top and the WOMAN is dumped into the

MIDDLE CAR.

 

INSERT: THE COUPLING bends open a little more.

 

SPIDEY helps the TEENAGER and the SKINNY GIRL out of the

CAR. She takes the dreadful step between cars. She looks

down. She screams. She steps across.

 

EXT. LUXURY CONDO HIGH-RISE - NIGHT

The FIRE LADDER is up. But it is about TEN FEET short of

where it's aimed at. The end of the CAR. A FIREMAN

stands at its apex.

 

FIREMAN

(into walkie)

Gimme more ladder! I need more ladder!

 

WALKIE

Negative on that, you're at full

extension!

 

INT. LAST CAR - NIGHT

Now only ROZ is left. SPIDEY approaches him. He clings

to a POLE.

 

INSERT: The COUPLING bends open! The CAR is hanging there

from memory!

 

ROZ

This is Doctor Otto Octavius' work. I

must get back to my university. I must

stop Ock... he's gone crazy. Can you

help me?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Sure thing, just don't take the train.

Come on... give me your hand.

 

ROZ

Spider-Man! Listen to me! If he can do

this with the train, if he's come this

far, then I can pretty well predict his

next step. He'll go to Plutonium SL 270

for the power. He must be stopped... or

else he'll destroy our world.

 

The COUPLING shrieks and the CAR lurches.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Let's get you out of here first,

Professor.

 

ROZ

Wait Spider-Man. I don't think I can

make it... You mustn't waste time saving

me... you must save the world! You must

go and stop Ock!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Where can I find him...?

 

ROZ

He is looking for Plutonium SL 270 I'm

sure...

 

The CAR lurches on its side and ROZ flies out of the DOOR.

SPIDEY THWIPS out a WEB that girdles ROZ'S waist.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Think Rosomorf, think where one can find

Plutonium? Where could he find SL 270...?

 

EXT. LUXURY CONDO HIGH-RISE - NIGHT

ROZ is hanging in mid-air on the WEB.

ROZ shouts.

 

ROZ

(shouting)

There's only one place he can get the

Plutonium SL 270...

 

SPIDER-MAN

Where...?

 

ROZ

Toxic... toxic dump... any toxic dump

would have SL 270.

 

SPIDEY swings ROZ in an arc to the FIREMAN. He misses ROZ

on the first pass. ROZ looks up at SPIDEY who stands in

the doorway, manipulating the WEB.

 

The FIREMAN grabs ROZ. Then, with an awful SCREECH of

steel, the CAR pulls loose from the COUPLING. With

SPIDER-MAN inside it, the CAR plunges ten stories to the

street below.

 

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

COPS, FIREMEN, PRESS, the works. The CROWD GASPS. CAMERA

STROBES pop as the LAST CAR crashes to the SIDEWALK. We

hold several beats on the incredible rubble.

 

Then, a WEBBED HAND. SPIDER-MAN groggily pulls himself

from the wreckage.

 

COP (V.O.)

Put your hands up, Spider-Man.

 

SPIDER-MAN

You're making a big mistake.

 

COP

And you're looking at twenty years.

 

SPIDER-MAN shoots a WAD of WEB GOO onto the COP'S GUN and

leaps up onto the LUXURY CONDO... and swings up out of the

frame. The COP aims and shoots. The BULLET makes a

THWUMP noise. The WEB GOO stretches out about three feet

and falls limp.

 

COP

What the hell!

 

EXT. BACK OF BUILDING - NIGHT

SPIDER-MAN swings painfully, one handed and limp, at the

end of a WEB STRAND. After falling ten stories, he is

groggy and weak. He can't think. He can't focus. He can

barely hold onto his WRIST GIZMOS. This bug is spent.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Must go on... must find Ock... SL 270

Plutonium... must get that crazy old

loony... before he gets to the

Plutonium... toxic dump... where are the

toxic dumps...?

 

He hangs there with two hands to catch his breath and

thinks. He shoots a WEB up diagonally and swings across

on it. This time he catches on and holds, but barely.

 

INT. AUNT MAY'S FAMILY ROOM - NIGHT

LIZ is standing. AUNT MAY is seated on the COUCH, she

looks weak, pale and alone.

 

AUNT MAY

You're as lovely as Peter said you were.

 

LIZ

(embarrassed)

Thank you. He really wanted so badly to

come see you. He called me up out of the

blue.

 

AUNT MAY

(great concern)

Tell me about Peter. What's he been up

to? He seems so preoccupied.

 

LIZ

Oh, you know Peter... he's all caught up

in some kind of study he's doing. Things

are really crazy at the university now.

Things are crazy... everywhere. I guess

Peter's just... well, you know... pulled

into his shell.

 

AUNT MAY

(reminiscing)

When Peter was little, he loved to hide.

In the closets. Under the sink. He

always needed a secret place. But when

I'd look for him, he'd always laugh... he

wanted to be found.

 

LIZ

Yeah... well. I don't think he wants me

to find him... Well, I'd better be going.

My friend Flash is picking me up.

 

AUNT MAY

This Flash... he isn't your boyfriend, is

he?

 

LIZ

No... not really... I think you can guess

why...

 

They smile knowingly at each other.

LIZ goes toward the DOOR.

 

AUNT MAY

Elizabeth...?

She turns.

 

AUNT MAY

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

 

LIZ

What?

 

AUNT MAY

That's what I used to say to Peter when I

found him.

 

EXT. FIFTH AVENUE - NIGHT

SPIDER-MAN swings high above it. This is not the

confident swinger with LIZ in his arms. This is a guy

who's making it by the narrowest of margins. There is a

traffic jam below.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Got to find Ock... got to find the toxic

dumps.

(grabs his head)

Oh! Oh! Oh... yeah!

 

He looks down at the traffic. We PAN across the many CARS

until we come to a non-descript GREEN CAR.

 

INT. GREEN CAR - NIGHT

OCK is honking the HORN. Something lands on his ROOF.

Then SPIDEY sticks his head, upside down, in the

windshield.

 

SPIDER-MAN

What's up, Ock?

 

OCK

You!!!

 

A WALDO smashes through the WINDSHIELD but misses SPIDEY.

OCK leaps from the CAR.

 

OCK

(on the run)

You're a doomed bug, Wall Crawler. I've

no time to waste on you now.

 

EXT. STREET - NIGHT

OCK runs through HONKING TRAFFIC. SPIDER-MAN leaps from

CAR to CAR.

 

OCK turns to see SPIDER-MAN leap to a LIMO at the curb.

OCK turns tail and runs down an alley. A FEMALE COP pops

out of a DOORWAY. Her partner, a BIG, YOUNG COP, pulls

his GUN.

 

FEMALE COP

(gun poised)

Alright! Freeze! Up against the wall

and spread 'em

 

OCK complies. He raises his hands... and spreads the

WALDOS to full extension! The BIG COP screams and faints.

The little FEMALE COP'S eyes POP. OCK swats the GUN from

her hand. He starts to choke her.

 

SPIDEY comes swinging to the rescue. He lands on the ROOF

nearby.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Hey, you big OCK, why don't you pick on

someone your own size?!

 

OCK

Alright Spider-Bug... here I've come for

you...

 

OCK leaves the COP and attacks SPIDER-MAN, shooting his

iron fist at him. OCK runs to the end of the alley.

SPIDEY staggers to his feet and resumes the chase.

OCK breaks into a red Corvette convertible, starting it

with a WALDO.

 

SPIDER-MAN comes out in time to see the Vette drive away.

A CHINESE LAUNDRY TRUCK is passing. SPIDEY THWIPS it and

is whipped away.

 

He crawls over to the WINDOW.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Hey, driver. Could you follow that red

Vette for me?

 

The surprised CHINAMAN lets loose a stream of CHINESE

expletives, complete with appropriate suggestive gestures.

SPIDER-MAN crawls to the top of the TRUCK and surveys the

situation. He sees a sea of moving traffic. He THWIPS up

a WEB and swings away.

 

SPIDEY swings along from BUILDING to BUILDING. The RED

VETTE is making headway. Suddenly, SPIDER-MAN spots a

blue MG with its top up.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(swinging)

Flash Thompson... I never thought I'd be

happy to see you.

 

EXT. BLUE MG - NIGHT

SPIDEY swoops down on the BLUE MG.

 

INT. BLUE MG - NIGHT

SPIDEY wedges down into the car, right between FLASH and

LIZ. She WHOOPS. FLASH is thrilled.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Sorry about that!

 

FLASH

Spider-man! This is unbelievable...!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Flash, I need your help.

 

FLASH

You got it.

 

SPIDER-MAN

You any good with this thing?

 

FLASH

I'm the best.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Okay... catch that Vette!

 

FLASH

Roger, wilco, over and out.

 

He swerves. SPIDEY falls all over LIZ. They begin to

careen through traffic, three peas in a very small pod.

 

EXT. WEST SIDE CAR CHASE MONTAGE - NIGHT

With SPIDEY jammed in between LIZ and FLASH, the MG chases

the VETTE. Since neither OCK nor FLASH is any good at

this, both cars quickly careen into POLES, FENCES, HOT DOG

CARS and begin falling apart.

 

On RIVERSIDE DRIVE the MG begins to lurch and STEAM. The

VETTE looks eaten away. The GEORGE WASHINGTON BRIDGE

looms ahead.

 

The VETTE roars through the TOLL BOOTH. They spot OCK

stuck in traffic.

 

FLASH

Why is he going to New Jersey, and who is

it in that shitty red car...

 

LIZ

Don't you recognize him... it's Ock!

 

SPIDER-MAN

New Jersey has the largest toxic waste

dump in the world.

 

FLASH

What does he want with toxic waste?

 

SPIDER-MAN

He's looking for Plutonium, my dear...

The car has to slow down... it's in a traffic jam.

 

FLASH

Sorry... can't do anything about this

traffic.

 

SPIDER-MAN jumps out of the car.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Try to stay with me. I don't want to

lose him!

 

Speeding along the BRIDGE, OCK sees no one. But high

above, SPIDEY swings from TOWER to TOWER after him. At

the last TOWER, SPIDEY leaps down onto a BIG TRUCK. The

VETTE weaves and SPIDEY crosses to another BIG TRUCK. For

a moment he is caught between the TWO TRUCKS, but he makes

it across.

 

The VETTE takes an exit. SPIDEY leaps to the next SIGN.

He aims his WRIST GIZMO and waits for the next car to take

the exit, but none does. Deflated, he drops to the

ground. He looks up to see a sign on a CYCLONE FENCE. It

says, "DUMP NUMBER 7 -- KEEP OUT -- RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL!"

 

SPIDER-MAN

Bingo.

 

INT. TOXIC WASTE DUMP - NIGHT

The landscape has a nightmarish vision, weirdly lit by

"safety lights." VATS and DRUMS ooze all kinds of bad

stuff. A light is on in a dilapidated SHACK.

 

INT. THE SHACK - NIGHT

OCK is tossing away the CANISTERS until he comes to one

marked, "HAZARD!! PLUTONIUM SL 270 HAZARD!!"

 

OCK

Okey, dokey...

 

SPIDER-MAN

Open that now, and you'll spoil Christmas.

 

SPIDEY'S peering in from a HOLE in the ROOF.

 

OCK

Insect! I am going to squash you to

death... Once I lay my Waldos on your

skinny bones...

 

OCK hurls a DRUM at SPIDEY. It erupts in a sizzle of

LIQUID and GAS. Then the SIX-ARMED FIEND runs for the

door with his SL 270.

 

EXT. THE SHACK - NIGHT

OCK comes flying out and SPIDER-MAN grabs a WALDO.

SPIDEY does a back flip and whips OCK so hard the WALDO

snaps off! OCK recoils it and reacts in horror.

With a roar, OCK attacks SPIDER-MAN. They battle as

SUPER-ADVERSARIES. OCK gains the upper hand and tosses

SPIDEY into a pile of RUSTING DRUMS. A GAS envelopes

SPIDER-MAN and he begins coughing.

 

EXT. THE DUMP - NIGHT

OCK'S WALDOS are coiled around SPIDER-MAN'S neck as the

WEB SLINGER is dragged through the dump. His WHITE EYES

narrow and blink. There is a capped WELL behind a WARNING

SIGN. OCK tears off the CAP and then hurls the groggy

SPIDEY down the WELL.

 

OCK

Goodbye, Spider-Man!

 

INT. THE WELL - NIGHT

SPIDEY falls. He cannot grab onto the slimy WALLS. At

the bottom of the foul pit is a bubbling BLUE luminescent

POOL. SPIDEY claws frantically at the WALLS.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Noooooooooooooo!

 

He gets a hold and slides down to within a foot of the

POOL. Its weird light shines up at him. He looks up at

the starry sky.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(to himself)

Okay now, Spidey. Easy does it.

 

He shoots a WEB about halfway up the PIT. It hits the

wall, sizzles, and drops back down.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(to himself)

Don't give up, Spidey. Don't give up.

 

The WEB GIZMO squirts out a pathetic patooey of WEB GOO.

Then it hisses, empty!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Empty... now what do I do?

 

OCK

So you've avoided the nuclear pool, have

you, Spider-Man?

 

SPIDER-MAN

Well, so far so good. But I can't hold

on much longer.

 

OCK

Pity...!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Oh, come on, Ock, be a good sport. Let's

talk this over face to face... throw me a

line...

 

SPIDEY reaches out.

 

OCK

Okay... face to face... Catch this!

 

OCK, way up at the opening above, raises a huge DRUM above

his head. The DRUM leaks toxic waste in ORANGE TENDRILS.

He is about to drop it down on SPIDER-MAN...

 

FLASH

Don't do it, Professor!

 

We now see FLASH and LIZ in the BLUE MG.

 

OCK

(puts down the drum)

I know you... and you, young lady. Both

of you are in my physic class, aren't

you...? Come... you can help me. I need

to get some of these drums to my

laboratory... help me... and I'll give

you special grades. What'd you say?

 

Suddenly he catches FLASH with a WALDO and starts to choke

him. LIZ screams and tries to help FLASH.

 

LIZ

Leave him alone!!!

 

Another WALDO grabs her.

ROZ now appears on the scene.

 

ROZ

Leave them alone Otto!

 

OCK

But, they won't help me. Everybody is

trying to destroy my experiment. And so

are you, Rosomorf.

 

Another WALDO grabs ROZ by his arm.

 

ROZ

Otto... I was wrong. I've gone over your

research. It's brilliant, Otto. It's

mad, but it's brilliant. You have much

work left to do. I want to help you,

Otto. For the sake of science, go and do

your experiment. Leave... these kids

alone and I'll help you.

 

OCK

You will? You too?

 

Both FLASH and LIZ shake their heads okey dokey. OCK

gestures to FLASH and LIZ.

 

OCK

Help me with these drums, I need to get

them to my laboratory immediately.

 

ROZ

Do as he says.

 

OCK pushes FLASH and LIZ with his iron arm. Gripping LIZ

be her hair, he shoves her into the CAR.

 

OCK

Drive, Flash, before I flush your girl

right down the toilet!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Professor Rosomorf, it's no good, double

dealing... why did you help him...?

 

ROSOMORF finds a rope and looks into the well.

 

ROZ

Don't lose your energy screaming. Catch

this rope and climb up, come on!

 

INT. ROZ'S CAR - NIGHT

They drive along the highway. SPIDEY is recovering,

working his neck.

 

ROZ

I've been through the Octavius data. He

has enough power with his Plutonium.

Especially if he gets his hands on

Parker's data, there he has enough power

to do what he wants to do. And we are

not going to stop him in time before the

Planetary Conjunction occurs tonight...

 

SPIDER-MAN

Stop the car. I have an idea.

 

They're in the middle of RIVERSIDE DRIVE but a PHONE BOOTH

is coming up on the right.

 

INSERT: ROZ'S foot stabs the BRAKE.

 

INT. ROZ'S CAR - NIGHT

SPIDEY gets out of the car. Then he pats himself where

his pockets ought to be.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Do you have a dime?

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

HARRY is there, working on the COMPUTER, PHONE RINGS,

HARRY picks up.

 

PETER

Harry?!

 

HARRY

Peter, where are you?

 

INT. PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

 

SPIDER-MAN

Listen, Harry. You must get my paper

before Ock uses it...

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

 

HARRY

Your Planetary Conjunction data? It's

too late... Ock's got your paper, it's in

his computer already.

 

INSERT: The COMPUTER SCREEN displays a graphic of the SUN,

EARTH, and MOON lining up with JUPITER and SATURN.

 

HARRY

But don't worry... he can never use it

without Plutonium.

 

SPIDER-MAN (V.O.)

He's got the Plutonium, and he's on his

way back to the lab! And he's got two

prisoners with him... Liz and Flash!

 

HARRY

Don't worry... he needs a huge amount of

power... thousands of volts of

electricity... to get to the Anti-Force.

 

SPIDER-MAN

He can get to the power. Electrical

power... to the max. Nuclear power... SL

270. And now, at the moment of full

Planetary Conjunction. When all the

planets line up with the sun... maximum

gravitational power. The Conjunction is

Ock's final power source.

 

HARRY

Damn... the Conjunction is due at

midnight! What are we going to do?

 

EXT. UNIVERSITY GROUNDS - NIGHT

The BLUE MG arrives and comes to a stop. OCK looks at his

two prisoners in the back seat and smiles to himself...

Picks up one DRUM on each shoulder.

 

OCK

Okey, dokey... have fun, young ones...

for the last time.

 

OCK leaves. LIZ and FLASH are tied together in the back

seat of the CAR.

 

LIZ

(still ministering)

What do we do now?

 

FLASH

We kiss the world goodbye. If he is

right, all there is left to do is...

 

LIZ

Wait... I think I can release my right

hand...

 

INT. PETER PARKER'S APARTMENT - NIGHT

 

HARRY

How much time is left? Wait... I can

find out... my God... 59 minutes!

 

INT. PHONE BOOTH - NIGHT

 

SPIDER-MAN

The only way we can interfere with Ock's

plan is to find a computer center... fast.

 

HARRY (V.O.)

Our University has the biggest center in

town.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Yeah, but who's gonna work 'em?

 

EXT. UNIVERSITY GROUNDS - NIGHT

Professor OCK comes for some more drums. He sees that LIZ

and FLASH have disappeared. OCK picks up TWO DRUMS.

HARRY seeing FLASH and LIZ come running to the school

grounds.

 

HARRY

I think I can get some help... I can

teach anyone how to work a code in five

minutes.

 

SPIDER-MAN (V.O.)

Then do it!

 

INT. COMPUTER LAB - NIGHT

The LIGHTS are off, but the COMPUTERS are on. HARRY looks

over LIZ'S shoulder as she cracks through a code. Her

SCREEN reads out, "CONNECTICUT. TECH. Fully Op, Line

Backlog, Security Max Level." The last line is FLASHING.

 

KIM

Hey, this is easy.

 

They all run from COMPUTER to COMPUTER.

 

FLASH

Hey, Harry I need help.

 

HARRY

Coming!

 

HARRY types in KARNAKY LTD and gets the same response. He

looks at his DIGITAL WRISTWATCH. "01:00:02" becomes

"00:59:59" as we watch. Then a WARNING BUZZER!

 

KIM

I got one! I got one!

 

LIZ

Harry! Get over here!

 

HARRY hurries to KIM'S side and elbows her out of the

CHAIR. The SCREEN is flashing "WARNING, Security Breach!"

HARRY'S hands fly over the keys. The KIDS gather around.

LINE DRAWINGS of the CYCLOTRON (progressing from large to

small detail) appear one after the other. Finally, a

PIPE. There is a CIRCLE around a JOINT. And the legend

"H20".

 

HARRY

A goddamn water leak...

 

FLASH

Hey, look at this. Empire State

University. This is our cyclotron,

right?

 

HARRY

(serious)

What does it say?

 

FLASH

(hits two keys)

It says "no information on net."

 

HARRY

Damn... we can't do it...

 

KIM

You mean... we can't stop loony Ock...

 

HARRY

I mean the world is in danger...

 

FLASH

We must find Peter, he knows these

computers better than all of us.

 

HARRY

Yes, but where the hell is he?

 

LIZ

(mysteriously)

I bet he is with Spider-Man...

 

Suddenly the lights dim. A heavy noise. An earth quake.

 

EXT. OUTER SPACE - PERPETUAL DARK

The EARTH is moving into line with the other PLANETS of

the CONJUNCTION.

 

EXT. SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

HARRY and FLASH and LIZ and KIM, (the EARTH is SHAKING)

come out running from the building beneath an enormous

HANGING MOON. They are frightened.

 

Suddenly it all stops. It's quiet, the kids look at the

sky.

 

LIZ

Look at the moon... I have never seen it

so big.

 

FLASH

What is that...

 

HARRY

Must be the sun.

 

We now see the sky. With the sun on one side, and the

moon on the other. They watch it, shocked, frightened out

of their wits.

 

EXT. END OF THE WORLD MONTAGE - NIGHT

Suddenly from OCK'S basement lab a BLUE BEAM of LIGHT

breaks through. A WHINE starts, it moves magically out of

the WINDOW and PANS around a sleepy NEW YORK which doesn't

know that the end is upon it. The dreaded WHINE builds

throughout! People stop in their tracks, look up to the

strange looking skyline. Camera comes down to a street

where ROZ is DRIVING SPIDER-MAN fast toward the

UNIVERSITY.

 

INT. ROZ'S CAR - NIGHT

ROZ looks out over the skyline of NEW YORK. Lighted

buildings FLARE UP and then GO DARK. The LIGHTED SPIRE of

the Empire State Building FLARES UP and EXPLODES.

 

SPIDER-MAN

It's started. Step on it Professor, or

we'll never make it.

 

They look across the campus and a strange LIGHT is coming

out of the SCIENCE CENTER.

 

ROZ

Our campus... right there... see those

beams from Ock's lab. We're late... it's

coming... the Conjunction will happen in

a few seconds.

 

SPIDER-MAN massages his arm.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Stop the car...! Come with me.

 

ROZ

Where...? What...?

 

SPIDER-MAN SHOOTS out a WEB and flies toward the SCHOOL

BUILDING taking ROZ with him.

 

INT. EXPERIMENTAL CHAMBER - NIGHT

It is a patchwork of make-shift repairs. OCK looks in

through a WINDOW that's been melted out. He is lost in a

mad rapture.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

RED POWER THROTTLE is at 95% POWER!

SPIDER-MAN and ROZ enter, shielding their eyes from the

GLARE. The COUNTDOWN CLOCK reads, "00:08:18".

 

OCK

(looking back, madly)

Aha! You never included the Conjunction

in your calculations, did you?! Rosomorf!

 

ROZ

Damn the calculations! My God, Otto, you

have to hear me! The world we know will

collapse! Everything we have devoted our

lives to... all the patterns, all the

harmonies... everything will be destroyed.

 

OCK

A new world waits! Rosomorf! It is my

destiny!!!

 

ROZ

It is cosmic suicide! You have no right!

 

ROZ flings himself through the MELTED WINDOW into the

EXPERIMENTAL CHAMBER. He grabs for the "BULLET" but the

WALDOS grab him and throw him back. ROZ staggers

backward... into the arms of SPIDER-MAN.

 

ROZ

You have to stop him... Spider-Man you

have to stop him.

 

SPIDER-MAN

I'm afraid we're too late.

 

SPIDER-MAN attacks OCK, trying to push him away from the

THROTTLE. OCK pushes SPIDER-MAN away from him so strongly

that SPIDER-MAN is knocked down. OCK nudges the POWER

THROTTLE forward and the WHINE increases to an ear

shattering pitch. The COUNTDOWN CLOCK reads, "00:06:48".

We are at 96% POWER!

 

EXT. THE SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

We PAN down from the MOON to a STREET full of SIRENS and

SHADOWY FIGURES running in the night. LIZ and KIM and

HARRY come nearer. A very WEIRD light is emanating from

the CENTER.

 

LIZ

He's in there. I know Peter is in there.

She breaks into a run.

 

FLASH

Liz, don't... Liz come back... come back!

LIZ runs inside. They run after her. A BOLT OF

ELECTRICITY flashes across the doorway, stopping them.

 

INT. THE CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

The PLANETS are playing on the COMPUTER SCREEN. Things in

the room begin to rise, weightless. The ENERGY STORM is

brewing!

 

OCK

Okey, dokey!! My energy storm has

started. My Anti-Force is on! History

is being made... Spider-Man, Rosomorf

cheer up friends... we're on our way to

the unknown cosmos... we three are about

to visit heaven... real Gods heaven.

 

ROZ

(sees the sky through the window)

Spider-Man! The Conjunction! It's

happening!

 

EXT. THE SKY - STRANGE COLORS - NIGHT

The CONJUNCTION is now happening.

 

INSERT: Surreal DIALS spin madly.

 

INT. SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

LIZ runs into a HALLWAY gone berserk. Stuff is flying

everywhere. TILES pull from the WALLS and crash to the

ceiling.

 

LIZ

Peter! Peter, where are you?!

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

OCK throws the RED POWER THROTTLE to 97% POWER.

Cacophony! The "BULLET" begins to PULSE and THROB! The

DIALS spin! The COUNTDOWN CLOCK reads, "00:05:58".

 

EXT. SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

The FULL MOON hangs over the building. FLASH and HARRY

and KIM stand at the entrance to the CENTER.

FLASH starts to run to the building.

 

FLASH

(screaming)

Liz! Liz come on out!

 

They run forward but as they reach the FRONT STEPS the

building lurches upward. The bottom step becomes a wall

of STONE and DIRT, six feet high.

 

HARRY

Get back! Flash... get back!

 

FLASH

Wow...!

 

Then the building lurches upward again! This time it

pulls FREE from the ground. The KIDS take cover as WATER

LINES BURST and ELECTRICAL WIRES SPARK.

 

INT. SCIENCE CENTER HALLWAY - NIGHT

LIZ opens a door.

 

LIZ

Peter!

 

The building lurches throwing her back across the HALL

where she crashes through another door.

 

INT. CHEMISTRY LAB - NIGHT

All manner of stuff is flying around. LIZ comes sliding

across the floor. She crashes into a CABINET. GLASSWARE

starts to fall on her, but crashes into the CEILING

instead. She is dragged up the WALL. She kicks and

screams against the Anti-Force.

 

EXT. SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

FLASH, KIM and HARRY look on as heavy ELECTRICAL CABLES

stretch upward to the rising CENTER and then snap in

showers of sparks. As they fall away the CENTER becomes

airborne. The CABLES wave up at it, shooting arcs of

ELECTRICITY directly at the building.

 

INT. CHEMISTRY LAB - NIGHT

LIZ slides down the WALL. She grabs at the WINDOW and

looks out. The rest of the university recedes beneath

her, now a hundred feet below. And they're still rising!

FLASH and HARRY look up.

 

FLASH

Oh my God... Liz is inside there!

 

HARRY

And Professor Rosomorf and crazy Ock.

 

FLASH

What about Peter? Is he there with them?

 

HARRY

No, but I bet Spider-Man is.

 

EXT. STREET IN FRONT OF UNIVERSITY - NIGHT

People look up at the SCIENCE CENTER. A CYCLIST, riding

and looking, crashes into a TAXI. MAX REISS leaps out

with the BEAUTIFUL STARLET from the TAXI.

 

MAX

That's some show... if ever I saw one.

 

INT. JAMESON'S OFFICE - NIGHT

He's looking out his window seeing the University's Lab

Building flying by. Up and up toward the sky.

 

JAMESON

(shouting)

Tear out the front page! Change the

headline... The biggest news is happening

right now... we need photos... a camera...

get me a camera...!

 

EXT. SKY - NIGHT

A very long shot of the SCIENCE CENTER rising into the

CLOUDS.

 

INT. AUNT MAY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

She pulls aside a CURTAIN and watches the SCIENCE CENTER

rise.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

OCK works the COMPUTER as the CONSOLE sends up SHOWERS of

SPARKS. He glances at the "BULLET" which now PULSES.

The COUNTDOWN CLOCK at "00:04:18".

 

ROZ

Where is it going Otto?

 

OCK

Other worlds, Roz, other times, other

dimensions, who knows? Who cares?

 

ROZ

Then... why?

 

OCK

Truth, Rosomorf. Look at it! The new

truth! The new way!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Don't listen to him Professor Roz.

 

OCK

No, you don't listen to that clown, he

can't save you, or the world for that

matter.

 

A WALDO reaches in and rips ROZ off SPIDEY, flinging him

back against a WALL. ROZ lands in a heap beneath a FIRE

STATION (HOSE, EXTINGUISHER, AXE).

 

We see the WALDO reach out for SPIDER-MAN. It wraps

around his FOOT and begins to tug, slowly...

 

OCK

Once and for all, Spider-Man... once and

for all we'll end the legend of your

powers.

 

OCK knocks SPIDER-MAN with a real BIG BLOW with his WALDO.

OCK is slowly dragging SPIDER-MAN to a HUGE HOLE that's

been ripped in the floor by the BEAMS of ELECTRICITY.

We see New York a half a mile down through the hole. We

see SPIDEY being drawn across the HOLE. Then ROZ comes

flying in with the FIRE AXE.

 

ROZ hacks away at the WALDO and chops it off! The stump

withdraws. OCK examines it in pain and fury!

 

OCK

(ultimate betrayal)

You!! You were my teacher!!!

 

ROZ doesn't even look back. He and SPIDEY are at the edge

of the HOLE and he's shaking SPIDEY furiously.

OCK sends out his other WALDO and begins banging it on the

floor in a frenzy on either side of ROZ and SPIDEY. Like

a child denied, he smashes his steel fists against the

floor again and again.

 

OCK

You were my teacher! And you want to

destroy my experiment. You are a

scientist for heaven sake... don't you

want to know what's up there?

 

ROZ

Yes, but not on account of our world. We

have only one world... only one life.

The floor begins to craze and then crack like ice around a

hole on a pond. BANG! BANG! SPIDEY comes to just as the

section of floor beneath himself and ROZ gives way and

falls through.

 

SPIDEY grabs hold of the edge and dangles. He looks down

and sees ROZ falling away beneath him, disappearing into

the dark.

 

ROZ

(calling back from the dark skies)

Spider-Man! Only you can save us now...

 

SPIDER-MAN

Roz!!!

(turns to Ock)

Murderer!!!

 

OCK

Forget that old fool, insect. My

Spider-Man... Come join me on my

fantastic voyage to the 7th heaven.

 

EXT. OUTER SPACE - PERPETUAL DARK

The PLANETS are virtually in line!

 

INT. SCIENCE CENTER HALLWAY - NIGHT

LIZ comes running through it. A BOLT OF ELECTRICITY

shoots from the right to the left in front of her. She

slams on the brakes and runs the other way.

 

LIZ

Peter! Peter!

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

The COUNTDOWN CLOCK is at, "00:02:59". OCK throws the

POWER THROTTLE to 98% POWER. He laughs and a WEB splats

against his GLASSES. SPIDEY scrambles to his feet. OCK,

still trying to get the WEB GOO off his GLASSES, is

slammed into the CONSOLE by SPIDER-MAN. SPARKS fly and

WALDOS flail blindly, smashing things. OCK tears off his

GLASSES and squints through the FIRE and SMOKE and GLARE.

SPIDER-MAN THWIPS the ceiling and swings into a drop kick!

OCK recovers. He grabs SPIDEY and slam dunks him through

the hole in the floor.

 

EXT. THE BOTTOM OF THE BUILDING - NIGHT

SPIDER-MAN falls through the air. He shoots up a WEB and

THWIPS, it sticks to the ROCKY bottom of the FOUNDATION.

OCK appears in the HOLE. He sees SPIDEY'S dilemma,

hanging on a thread of WEB. A half-broken WALDO snakes

down and CLIPS the WEB.

 

But the WEB sticks to the WALDO! OCK shakes it, but he

can't get loose. SPIDER-MAN shoots out another WEB at the

ROCK BOTTOM and, with the leverage, he pulls OCK out.

OCK swings down in a wide arc and his WALDOS catch on the

ROCK upside down. He holds on fiercely.

 

OCK scrambles out to the side of the CENTER and begins

looking for an entry. SPIDER-MAN is right on his tail.

The building pitches sideways! OCK turns to face SPIDER-

MAN, his broken WALDOS out for BATTLE.

 

SPIDEY grabs an EXPOSED PIPE and breaks it off,

brandishing it like a broad sword.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Let's have it, old boy!

A bizarre DUEL takes place. The CENTER pitches this way

and that. SPIDEY and OCK move from foothold to foothold,

from WINDOW to LEDGE to PARAPET.

 

Now the CENTER pitches to a 45 degree angle. They DUEL

upside down! A WINDOW GRATE crashes open and LIZ comes

flying out, holding onto the GRATE for dear life!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Liz!!

OCK seizes the opportunity to whack SPIDEY across the

head. SPIDEY loses his footing but the building now

lurches back and LIZ goes flying back inside. SPIDEY

ducks inside too and pulls the GRATE.

 

SPIDER-MAN uses his great strength to move a HUGE PIECE of

SCIENTIFIC MACHINERY in front of the GRATE.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Come on.

 

LIZ

Where's Peter? He must be here somewhere.

 

SPIDER-MAN

(pulling her ahead)

He's around, don't worry... we'll find

him.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

The COUNTDOWN CLOCK is at, "00:01:00" as SPIDEY comes

flying in with LIZ in tow.

 

LIZ

This building is flying. I'm in a

goddamn flying building...

 

SPIDER-MAN

I think we have to pull some of these

cables. Try those over there. I'll work

on these. We gotta slow this thing down

somehow. We got helicopters coming.

 

LIZ looks at some WIRING, apprehensive about even touching

it.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Pull!

 

She yanks out a CABLE. The building pitches. But when

SPIDEY pulls one out, it rights itself.

 

EXT. SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

The BIG BEAMS start cutting out one by one. The CENTER

begins to PITCH and YAW. The CHOPPERS are getting closer.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

The COUNTDOWN CLOCK reads, "00:00:15" as SPIDEY and LIZ

continue to pull WIRES and CABLES. TWO WALDOS erupt

through the floor and grab SPIDEY. They pull SPIDEY to

the floor. Entangled in these molybdimum pythons, SPIDEY

struggles valiantly. LIZ leaps to his aid.

 

LIZ

Oh my God...

 

A third WALDO, a broken one, snakes up from the HOLE and

begins feeling blindly around on the CONSOLE for the POWER

THROTTLE.

 

SPIDER-MAN

The power!

 

LIZ sees the damaged WALDOS heading for the RED THROTTLE.

The COUNTDOWN CLOCK is at "00:00:10". LIZ leaps and tries

to wrestle it away. It whips in her arms and she holds on

tight. It bangs her against the wall and then the

CONSOLE. She holds on. "00:00:03". The WALDO crashes

LIZ against the wall which erupts in SPARKS. She lets go

of it. It heads for the POWER THROTTLE! "00:00:01!"

SPIDER-MAN can't break the grip of the WALDOS, but he can

pull with super-human strength. He yanks OCK up through

the STONE floor. OCK hits the ceiling of the CONTROL

ROOM. ONE WALDO grabs on. The other one throws the RED

POWER THROTTLE!

 

OCK

Spider-Man. You're end is coming. Life

in its present form is ending... new

dimensions, new horizons...

 

The UNIVERSAL BULLET begins to GLOW. The GLOW sharpens to

a POINT of LIGHT. SPIDER-MAN holds on tight against a

rushing ENERGY FLOW that's pulling everything in the room

towards the POINT of LIGHT.

 

LIZ

(bracing against the storm)

What is happening?

 

SPIDER-MAN

(similarly braced)

I don't know!!!

 

LIZ starts to slip away into the flow. She struggles

against it.

 

LIZ

I can't... hold on!

 

SPIDEY THWIPS her and she grabs onto the WEB.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Hold tight, Liz, hold tight!

 

OCK drops calmly, beatifically, to the floor of the room.

He moves slowly, under his own power, into the LIGHT.

 

OCK

(spaced out)

You cut my power... there's too little

power... It's so tiny... so tiny...

there's only space... for me. But I've

done it, Spider-Man. I have broken

through... I've broken through!

 

LIZ

Don't do it, Dr. Octavius!

 

OCK

Okey... dokey... Now that's what I call

an experiment!!!

 

As he nears the LIGHT he actually becomes a part of it.

He radiates LIGHT. He shimmers and shines. He fills the

room with BLINDING LIGHT.

 

SPIDEY and LIZ shield their eyes, and as the light

diminishes, the storm subsides. They're safe. Except for

the fact that they're in a floating building, 10,000 feet

above the city!

 

EXT. SCIENCE CENTER - NIGHT

Against the backdrop of the MOON, a SQUADRON of

HELICOPTERS approaches the CENTER. From their POV, a HUGE

CRACK opens across the face of the building. The CENTER

begins to drop in PULSING SURGES.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

SPIDER-MAN is at the CONSOLE pulling and putting back

WIRES. LIZ, fascinated, looks in at the WINDOW where OCK

disappeared.

 

SPIDER-MAN

I can't control her. She's dropping too

fast! Alright... let's go!

 

LIZ

But what about Peter? We've got to find

Peter!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Peter will be okay, I promise you...

Let's go before it's too late.

(he grabs her)

 

LIZ

Go where?

 

EXT. THE CENTER - NIGHT

It rotates and drops. The HELICOPTERS come in like the

cavalry.

 

INT. CONTROL ROOM - NIGHT

Trying to leave it, LIZ and SPIDEY are confronted with a

nightmare. The room is tilted at a 45% angle. PIPES are

bursting. SPIDEY helps LIZ through the obstacles. Debris

rains down. They come face to face with a diagonal maze

of PIPES.

 

SPIDER-MAN

Maybe there's another way...

 

A HUGE CRACK opens above them.

 

LIZ

It's breaking apart!

 

SPIDER-MAN

Alright, keep moving, a step at a time!

 

They scale the maze, but as they emerge on the other side,

half the floor falls away! Central Park awaits, 8,000

feet below.

 

LIZ

We have to go back.

 

SPIDER-MAN

We can't go back.

 

He looks across at the door. It is midway up a diagonal

wall. He shoots a WEB up at the ceiling between

themselves and the door. Then he extends a hand to LIZ.

 

LIZ

Forget it...

 

SPIDER-MAN

Okay, have it your way.

 

He swings across and lands on the LEDGE of the DOOR. Then

he swings the WEB back to her like a trapeze.

LIZ catches the WEB and looks across at SPIDER-MAN,

furious.

 

LIZ

(shouting across)

What am I supposed to do with this!

 

SPIDER-MAN

(shouting back)

Go ahead. It's easier than it looks!

We've got to try the fire escape.

 

LIZ swings across like TARZAN and SPIDEY gathers her in on

the LEDGE. She does a comic "phew" and the LEDGE buckles

beneath them but holds. SPIDER-MAN tries to open the

door, but it's stuck.

 

LIZ

The door is stuck.

 

SPIDER-MAN bends his back to the task. It take all his

strength, but with a comic AAAAARGGHH! He bends the DOOR

open.

 

EXT. FIRE DOOR - NIGHT

They burst out onto the ROCK FOUNDATION of the building.

New York is rushing up to meet them. The WIND created by

their fall buffets them. The HELICOPTERS arrive, and the

falling building plunges right past them. The HELICOPTERS

look across at each other, helpless.

 

EXT. THE CENTER - NIGHT

It drops like a stone.

 

EXT. FIRE DOOR - NIGHT

SPIDEY and LIZ are falling away from the DOOR, sliding

along the ROCK. LIZ is stopped by a RETAINING WALL.

SPIDEY keeps sliding. He THWIPS the wall and then

disappears over the edge. LIZ screams!

 

LIZ fights to her feet and grabs onto the WEB STAND. She

pulls on it with all her strength. She pulls and pulls

and pulls. We see the WEB running up between the ROCKS.

She gives one last pull and comes up with an EMPTY WEB

END.

 

A long, long beat.

 

PETER (V.O.)

Liz, Up here!

 

LIZ looks up and sees PETER hanging out the WINDOW two

stories above her. He throws out a ROPE LADDER. LIZ

grabs it. She begins to climb.

 

INT. CLASSROOM - NIGHT

PETER pulls LIZ through the WINDOW. There is no time for

an embrace.

 

PETER

Come on. I've found a way down.

 

LIZ

(at long last, love)

I knew you were going to say that.

 

They run out of the ROOM. We PAN down and see, crumpled

beneath the WINDOW, the SPIDER-MAN suit.

 

INT. LARGE PHYSICS LAB - NIGHT

This is the LAB we saw in the opening sequence. PETER has

turned on the lights. He's got a handful of ROPE.

 

LIZ

Where's the way out?

 

PETER

Right there!

 

We are looking at the HUGE AMERICAN FLAG.

 

PETER

Come on, help me with this.

 

EXT. THE FOUNDATION - NIGHT

LIZ is already down the ROPE LADDER and is holding it for

PETER. He comes down with a HUGE bundle of RED, WHITE &

BLUE.

 

PETER

Okay, stand still.

 

He ties some ROPE around her waist.

 

LIZ

Is this going to work?

 

PETER

How do I know?

 

LIZ

I just adore confidence in a man.

 

PETER

Come on...

 

They move to the edge of the ROCK and look down. CENTRAL

PARK is still a couple thousand feet down.

 

LIZ

What is it you say when you jump?

 

PETER

Your prayers.

 

They SCREAM as the building lurches again, knocking them

to the ground. They start to slide across the ROCK. They

reach out for each other but their hands don't quite

reach.

 

Slowly, they inch back together, but the FOUNDATION cracks

between them.

 

EXT. THE CENTER - NIGHT

It spins and falls beneath us. Down, down it goes. And

then it crashes into the GREAT LAWN. A huge cloud of

debris shoots upward.

 

EXT. THE SKY - NIGHT

There is a beautiful FULL MOON. PETER and LIZ float down

into the frame lit by its wonderful light.

 

The AMERICAN FLAG which has turned into a huge parachute.

They hold each other tight. They can hear SIRENS below.

They begin to laugh with relief. Then they stop. The

wind billows LIZ'S skirt and plays with PETER'S hair, and

snaps in the AMERICAN FLAG.

 

LIZ

We have a lot to thank your friend

Spider-Man for.

 

PETER

Somehow, I don't think we've seen the

last of him.

 

LIZ

Peter...! Finders, keepers...

 

PETER

What...? What is it? Why do you look

like that?

 

LIZ

I think I'm in love.

 

PETER

(even his eyes blush)

You are...

 

LIZ

With your friend...

 

PETER

Spider-Man? You're in love with

Spider-Man?

 

LIZ

I am... you think we'll see him again?

 

PETER

We might... you never know.

He kisses her.

 

LIZ

Oh.

(bittersweet)

This may be the end of a beautiful

friendship you know?

 

PETER

Nah.

 

They land in the center of the park under the parachute.

They stay there and kiss... completely covered by the

flag. Camera pulls up to show the building floating away.

 

THE END